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October 21, 2011, 04:29:39 AM
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It takes a lot more than $100 to set up a decent grow operation and even with advanced horticultural techniques you're still looking at 6-8 weeks from planting to harvest.  By contrast, it takes very little money and not very much time to shake and bake batches of methamphetamine.

Maybe this was his plan for the return rates:

1. Take in $100 in Bitcoins, flip for cash USD
2. Start $100 cheap meth lab with lithium batteries and decongestants
3. Sell most of the first batch, use meth profits and 'personal stash' to create a larger batch, going on a meth-binge to maintain optimal productivity.
4(a). Move to the ocean to to create meth super-lab, paying off investors and becoming a billionaire
4(b). Get arrested in campus apartment
4(c). Die of heart failure from prolonged methamphetamine abuse
4(d). Die in horrific yet spectacular explosion in your seastead meth-tower while trying to create a statue of Batman from the world's largest batch of ice.
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October 21, 2011, 10:20:00 AM
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What kind of "structures" are you planning on building with those rates of return?

The only things I can think of are either fraudulent or only 'legal' in international waters.

Seeing as your name is "dank", I've got a marginally good guess - but if you really have a plan along the lines I'm thinking I don't understand how you think you will be able to sell "OG Kush Tower" for 1000% of it's cost.


quick edit: Just noticed you are in the 'fundraising stage". I'm not the best guesser, but I think our friend "dank" wants some start-up money to help him sell weed, with which profits he will make a weed-tower which will sell for megabucks.

If I'm right, I don't think you have any clue what the actual margins are on weed sales or how dealing actually works. This is amplified by the fact that you are coming to us for startup money. No one gets 'rich' off weed, bro.
Close but no cigar broham.

@Matt What's wrong with drugs an guns exactly?  You can keep the child porn, not on my island.  I find the term wacko crackhead slightly offensive, I will never touch the stuff.


Because I said 'wacko'?

No it was more of the crackhead part.

But my plan does not rely off of selling cannabis, that's a silly way to do things, I would rather keep it.  I won't be breaking any laws.

@repentance Very true but meth is a very destructive drug that I would prefer not to associate with.  It would just kill everything and everyone I worked to benefit.

@Jeff equally offensive as the crackhead remark, though the scenarios you listed were humorous.

@Matt Who said I'm above the law?  US's asinine laws don't apply outside of the country.  We also help countries drug production, such as in Afghanistan and Mexico.  But I would like to see anyone come to my stead expecting to rob me, they'll be in for a surprise.

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October 25, 2011, 01:53:24 AM
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You guys sure are going to miss out.  You'll hear about me someday.

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October 25, 2011, 02:52:23 AM
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You guys sure are going to miss out.  You'll hear about me someday.

It's probably better we hear about you now. Later will most likely be in less flattering light.

EDIT on 4/8/2013: Called it.

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October 25, 2011, 03:17:45 AM
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You guys sure are going to miss out.  You'll hear about me someday.
Tell me about yourself. Then when you become uber famous and a billionaire, I can say 'I knew that guy'.
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October 25, 2011, 09:42:16 PM
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just wanna say thank you for IBB Logo  Wink

I would give you some loan, but BTC is down, if it was 1 btc = $20, I would give you some loan towards your business/goal

thank you
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October 26, 2011, 05:07:58 AM
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just wanna say thank you for IBB Logo  Wink

I would give you some loan, but BTC is down, if it was 1 btc = $20, I would give you some loan towards your business/goal

thank you
No problemo.  I don't get why BTC goes down while the dollar crashes, hopefully something will change.

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November 14, 2011, 03:26:18 PM
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Are these structures going to be made out of cocaine or sub-prime mortgage loans? Those are about the only building materials you could use that would net a profit margin that ridiculously high of what they cost to produce.

I don't know why but that LOLZ worthy.  Of course no my co-workers are looking at me.  Damn it.
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November 18, 2011, 06:00:51 PM
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Fuck me, I want in. This is better than the scam for a perpetual motion machine.



LOL, oddly enough, there may be something to that. Caltech has been working on a alloy that when heat is applied, the alloy creates an electric charge and as result, can spin a motor. This was displayed a few weeks back at a fundraiser for CHULA.

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November 18, 2011, 06:04:39 PM
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LOL, oddly enough, there may be something to that. Caltech has been working on a alloy that when heat is applied, the alloy creates an electric charge and as result, can spin a motor. This was displayed a few weeks back at a fundraiser for CHULA.

That would make a better generator than thermal turbines which are 30% efficient.  If the direct to electricity conversion was 50% efficient it would increase the electrical output of every power plant and nuclear reactor.

Still I doubt Caltech made claims that it violated law of conservation of energy (500% energy out).
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February 08, 2012, 01:04:40 AM
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February 08, 2012, 01:10:10 AM
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Scammers coming back to town recently!

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February 10, 2012, 04:13:30 AM
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Scammers coming back to town recently!
That's funny, I have had nothing but successful transactions on these forums.

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February 10, 2012, 05:11:35 AM
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Fuck me, I want in. This is better than the scam for a perpetual motion machine.



LOL, oddly enough, there may be something to that. Caltech has been working on a alloy that when heat is applied, the alloy creates an electric charge and as result, can spin a motor. This was displayed a few weeks back at a fundraiser for CHULA.

Is this the same one that's fuel is nickel and the by-product is copper? I saw a demo for it and it's seems highly interesting.
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February 11, 2012, 07:14:41 PM
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Fuck me, I want in. This is better than the scam for a perpetual motion machine.



LOL, oddly enough, there may be something to that. Caltech has been working on a alloy that when heat is applied, the alloy creates an electric charge and as result, can spin a motor. This was displayed a few weeks back at a fundraiser for CHULA.

Is this the same one that's fuel is nickel and the by-product is copper? I saw a demo for it and it's seems highly interesting.
People don't realize the potential in other humans, many can do great things but lack the resources to do so.

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February 12, 2012, 12:20:34 AM
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Fuck me, I want in. This is better than the scam for a perpetual motion machine.



LOL, oddly enough, there may be something to that. Caltech has been working on a alloy that when heat is applied, the alloy creates an electric charge and as result, can spin a motor. This was displayed a few weeks back at a fundraiser for CHULA.

Is this the same one that's fuel is nickel and the by-product is copper? I saw a demo for it and it's seems highly interesting.
People don't realize the potential in other humans, many can do great things but lack the resources to do so.
As an engineer and a scientist I can tell you that no matter how much human potential we tap we will never create a machine that is 500% energy efficient, period.

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February 12, 2012, 12:28:02 AM
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Fuck me, I want in. This is better than the scam for a perpetual motion machine.

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LOL, oddly enough, there may be something to that. Caltech has been working on a alloy that when heat is applied, the alloy creates an electric charge and as result, can spin a motor. This was displayed a few weeks back at a fundraiser for CHULA.

Is this the same one that's fuel is nickel and the by-product is copper? I saw a demo for it and it's seems highly interesting.
People don't realize the potential in other humans, many can do great things but lack the resources to do so.
As an engineer and a scientist I can tell you that no matter how much human potential we tap we will never create a machine that is 500% energy efficient, period.

maybe you should study a bit more Mr. Burt  Wink

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February 12, 2012, 12:49:49 AM
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Fuck me, I want in. This is better than the scam for a perpetual motion machine.

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LOL, oddly enough, there may be something to that. Caltech has been working on a alloy that when heat is applied, the alloy creates an electric charge and as result, can spin a motor. This was displayed a few weeks back at a fundraiser for CHULA.

Is this the same one that's fuel is nickel and the by-product is copper? I saw a demo for it and it's seems highly interesting.
People don't realize the potential in other humans, many can do great things but lack the resources to do so.
As an engineer and a scientist I can tell you that no matter how much human potential we tap we will never create a machine that is 500% energy efficient, period.

maybe you should study a bit more Mr. Burt  Wink

Paraipan - you post does you nor this thread any credit.

Rossi's machine (the nickel -> copper one, if it is not the clever fraud that it is likely to be) works, it wouldn't be greater than 100% efficient, as various physical laws would be able to trace the transformation of energy from one form to another.  (unless you are suggesting something as mundane as solar fusion is a >100% efficient reaction).

Perpetual motion machines and other devices that purport to produce usable energy (work) from nothing have never been proven.  History has some clever scam and interesting claims, but none exist (I can add the happy disclaimer of "yet" if you like).
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February 12, 2012, 01:13:34 AM
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@PatrickHarnett i don't seek any credit... only the satisfaction to see with my eyes that one day a professor, engineer or scientist questions for a moment all the things hes been taught as true and start reasoning for himself.

Rossi's machine could be a fraud but we can't know that. We had a thread on it if i remember correctly.

Perpetual motion exists and it will exist after we are long gone. We have it all around us, when we walk, talk or everything else we do. Building machines to do that it's a trivial task that has been bothered in the past century with flawed theories and corrupt people.

I'm into other things right now so i cannot make an awesome post with examples and stuff but you can start reading on quaternions and potential energy if you like.

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February 12, 2012, 01:30:33 AM
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Fuck me, I want in. This is better than the scam for a perpetual motion machine.



LOL, oddly enough, there may be something to that. Caltech has been working on a alloy that when heat is applied, the alloy creates an electric charge and as result, can spin a motor. This was displayed a few weeks back at a fundraiser for CHULA.

Is this the same one that's fuel is nickel and the by-product is copper? I saw a demo for it and it's seems highly interesting.
People don't realize the potential in other humans, many can do great things but lack the resources to do so.
As an engineer and a scientist I can tell you that no matter how much human potential we tap we will never create a machine that is 500% energy efficient, period.
Good thing that's not remotely related to what I am doing.

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