Please help me smash these Yahoo retards.

[NoWhammies]

It's my experience that there exists no more emotional smartasses on the entire planet than here on this forum. So please follow this link:

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/trading-failure-stirs-ire-hope-021601006.html

and scroll down to the comments section and RELESE THE BEAST!

Show these retards how stupid and uneducated they are. Insult their logic and grammar. Hold nothing back. I've been trolln' them for the last 3 hours and the zombies just keep coming. We need the best and this forum is where they all are!!!

[Bitcoinpro]

Ive been up for 36 hours and only 1 cuppachino can you keep doing it  

[NoWhammies]

Ive been up for 36 hours and only 1 cuppachino can you keep doing it  

FUCK YEA BROTHER!!! I'll do the trolln' of ten Bitcoin supporters! I'll fill them ranks! I'm about to drop some BTC on meth and then I'll make them sorry for ever doubting Bitcoin!!!   

[acoindr]

Check out this quote from "Michael". At first I thought he was on our side, speaking cleverly about fiat dollars:

Imagine if some stranger came up to you on the street and said he had some pieces of paper with random markings on them and they were very valuable ...

but then:

... and he would trade them for some of your pieces of paper called dollars. Any sane person would think that person is crazy. Bitcoin is even worse than that scenario because people gave their dollars to some stranger or strangers who created some computer numbers floating around the internet and convinced people to give them real money in exchange for those compute

[facepalm]

Then there are those with a modicum of common sense which gives me hope. From "Sharon":

This is what I don't understand about BTC and Mt. Gox (in general). Mt. Gox is a trading platform, right, like the NYSE, so once you own BTC, no matter where it was acquired, Mt. Gox or Bitcoinsrus, you should be able to trade it on any other market. Your bitcoins are held in your virtual wallet...did Mt. Gox also make out with the wallets? I've read tons of articles on bitcoins and everything I've read is not informative, at all. Either I'm too dumb or too smart, I cannot figure out which...none of this makes cents! (Pun intended)!

[MineForeman.com]

Is this because the best way to convince someone you are right about something is to troll and insult them?

[facepalm]

[acoindr]

Is this because the best way to convince someone you are right about something is to troll and insult them?

[facepalm]

You're right. I guess being involved with Bitcoin for a while puts one naturally on the defensive. For the record I haven't made any comments on that Yahoo page, and I doubt many of those viewers will see this thread.

[xbudahx]

Is this because the best way to convince someone you are right about something is to troll and insult them?

[facepalm]

You're right. I guess being involved with Bitcoin for a while puts one naturally on the defensive. For the record I haven't made any comments on that Yahoo page, and I doubt many of those viewers will see this thread.

Now you're a dick AND a pussy. congrats

[NoWhammies]

Is this because the best way to convince someone you are right about something is to troll and insult them?

[facepalm]

Yes

Sorry I had to take a break due to a bloody nose, but I got some fresh paper towels shoved up there, got my Slayer playlist pumping, and it's BACK TO THE FRONT!!

[acoindr]

I must thank Al Gore. The Internet is the absolute best.

[NoWhammies]

Is this because the best way to convince someone you are right about something is to troll and insult them?

[facepalm]

You're right. I guess being involved with Bitcoin for a while puts one naturally on the defensive. For the record I haven't made any comments on that Yahoo page, and I doubt many of those viewers will see this thread.

Now you're a dick AND a pussy. congrats

YEA! That's the spirit xbudahx!! There is no room for understanding and compassion in a time of war! I promote you to Sargent in the Bitcoin Army! Congradulations! Keep up the good work and you just might get a commission!

[Dafar]

I'm about to go wild on these goofy ass hillbilly retards

[BittBurger]

It's my experience that there exists no more emotional smartasses on the entire planet than here on this forum.

LOL!!   see you there.

I spend way too much time commenting on articles.  I have this theory that the comments section is more influential to public opinion than the article itself.

And people need to "reprezent".

-B-

[BittBurger]

I'm about to go wild on these goofy ass hillbilly retards

Not sure you're a good one to comment.  Haven't you been totally talking about BTC's impending doom, and how it failed to perform in 2014 (on Feb 1), etc?

-B-

[Dafar]

It's my experience that there exists no more emotional smartasses on the entire planet than here on this forum.

LOL!!   see you there.

I spend way too much time commenting on articles.  I have this theory that the comments section is more influential to public opinion than the article itself.

And people need to "reprezent".

-B-

You know what, that is kind of true. A lot of people read the comments first to get the gist of an article when they are too lazy to read the article. Unfortunately the comments are full of opinions

I'm about to go wild on these goofy ass hillbilly retards

Not sure you're a good one to comment.  Haven't you been totally talking about BTC's impending doom, and how it failed to perform in 2014 (on Feb 1), etc?

-B-

No not at all.. I'm just bearish about bitcoin's price in 2014. I have never said or implied BTC is doomed, im a strong supporter and believer of bitcoin/crypto. I think you've only been skimming some of my posts

Don't worry, we're all friends here

[BittBurger]

I love you Dafar  <3

-B-

[NoWhammies]

FUCK IT!! You're all now commissioned officers!! My most trusted Lieutenants!! ONWARD BITCOIN SOOODIERS, TROLLIN AS TO WAR!!!!!

[BittBurger]

Guys you gotta get hip with the thumbs up and thumbs downs.

Theres tons of comments with no thumb downs.  They all should have at least 4!  

-B-

[NoWhammies]

Hey I'm Chris so you can recognize me on the battlefield! 

[BittBurger]

Im Kevin.  And this is fucking exhausting.  LOL.

I love how people comment so authoritatively on the US Dollar and the US Govt (because they know about that topic) but then blindly babble about how Bitcoin sucks, with zero comprehension of what Bitcoin is.

Utterly astounding.

-B-

[NoWhammies]

  Yea but we're FUCKING THEM UP!!!!! LOL!