BitGroan

[Quantumplation]

Anyone want to buy puns for bitcoins?

1 bitcoin for a high quality, sure-to-make-you-groan pun, hand crafted specifically for you.
2 bitcoins for a limerick.

5 bitcoins will get you a pun or limerick crafted specifically around a topic or person of your hearts desire.

If I can't do it within 24 hours, I'll refund your bitcoins!

For the next 8 hours my static IP will be 65.9.208.150, just send me your chosen price, a refund address, and optionally a topic for your pun/limerick.  If the IP will not go through, send me a private message on the forum and I'll craft an address for you to send them to.