Told a girl at work the internet tubes were blocked....... she believed me.....

[BitcoinQTlol]

at work today and this girl asked me..

"why is the internet so slow today?!?!?!

i told her the internet tubes were blocked and she actually believed me..........

she asked me if the maintence guys at my work place are gonna unclog the tubes........

i told her to go get the cleaning spray and a wipe and she actually did come back and i said clean the tubes then and the guy next to us burst out laughing and she relized lol and got all angry at me...


kicker: she sprayed me with the cleaning stuff.......

[jarhed]

In other words, you really like her but unable to get over your dorkism.

[bryant.coleman]

Affirmative action at work. 

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Tomorrow, send her to the basement to fetch a muffler bearing.

[tekke]

hahahah

[dreamspark]

You would probably be the same in regards to something like make-up or shoes, still made me lol though 

[Lethn]

If people just bothered to do their research and learn things they wouldn't get it wrong all the time lol

[Rias]

You would probably be the same in regards to something like make-up or shoes, still made me lol though 

+1 shoes is not really hardcore science but make up... it's in other reality for me

[techgeek]

Next day, you tell her I`m going to give you some bitcoin to make it all better.

[E.exchanger]

In other words, you really like her but unable to get over your dorkism.

+1 man i think you totally like her and if you really do then don't be a pussy go and tell her

[Taras]

Everybody loves a good laugh from time to time

[BitcoinQTlol]

update - she left......

update 2 - no she wasn't hot, on a scale of 1/10 about a 2.....

update 3 - i like bitcoin

[jarhed]

She left..............because she did something horrible to you (like pee in your coffee)?

[BitcoinQTlol]

She left..............because she did something horrible to you (like pee in your coffee)?

LOL idk what happened to her tbh, she was always late and looked like they've been on a 3 day meth binge

prob got fired idk boss didn't say anything

[Bit_Happy]

Your web needs more fiber.

[Swordsoffreedom]

It's just like the Big Bang Theory

[mprep]

So this how you pick up girls? Smooth...

[BitcoinQTlol]

So this how you pick up girls? Smooth...

i normally show em my magic of gathering cards

but this one was a special type of girl.......

[BitcoinINV]

Send these noobs trying to boost post count back to noob jail already

[mprep]

Send these noobs trying to boost post count back to noob jail already

I think they're here because they passed it already.