Satoshi is the Anti-Christ

[str4wm4n]

The price seemingly has been fixated on $666 and today's date just happens to be 3/6.

Coincidence?

Revelation 13:18
Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.

The number of the BTCeast being the price of bitcoin, and today's date, making it the number of Satoshi Nakamoto, who must then in turn logically be the Anti-Christ.

Discuss.

[BrandonQ1995]

lol perhaps...

[str4wm4n]

Max Keiser passionately heralds a 'second coming' in the form of "Cyber Christ", Bitcoin and its anonymous founder Satoshi Nakamoto.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnnOtdOcOFk

[karolina]

Anti-Christ? lol give me a break. 

[FeedbackLoop]

666? Satoshi is Nero?

We should burn his town and make Hollywood blame it on himself.

[tvbcof]

Sheesh!  As if the guy didn't already have enough problems...

[RobFordWotWot]

According to the bible Arbitrage is a sin punishable by hell.

Bitcoin is nothing BUT arbitrage.

Everytime you try to bring up the fact that the crypto-currency system enslaves those who don't understand it and haven't invested the holders all yell "No, it's a savior."

Well yeah, It's a savior for YOU. This could be great for humanity or horrible, only time will tell. Either way- it IS.

I didn't start the fire.

[FeedbackLoop]

According to the bible Arbitrage is a sin punishable by hell.

Bitcoin is nothing BUT arbitrage.

Everytime you try to bring up the fact that the crypto-currency system enslaves those who don't understand it and haven't invested the holders all yell "No, it's a savior."

Well yeah, It's a savior for YOU. This could be great for humanity or horrible, only time will tell. Either way- it IS.

I didn't start the fire.

If anything the Bible prohibits usury. Google bible and usury or bible and interest rates. That would mean every single Fiat since every unit of Fiat in existence is taxed via inflation.

This fact makes me want to reconsider Fiat in a nicer light...

[str4wm4n]

Someone should get on the task of making Beastcoin. I already did half the work for you.

[BittBurger]

You forgot.

He has 6 children.  As per the Newsweek article.

He himself doesn't have to be the Antichrist.   He could simply be an agent of Satan for the creation of the currency which will one day be used by the Antichrist.

Satan would still have his marks / numbers / signs all over the events if they are pivotal events in the process.

At least in pretend land

The Antichrist will be a world leader who is killed and yet does not die.  He also has a mark on his head.

This dude is 64.  He's not leading nations into any millenium.

-B-

[tatterz]

I'm glad you made this thread, as it correlates to a post I had made earlier today:

I suppose "this" Satoshi Nakamoto is the equivalent of Bitcoin Jesus. We can now split Satoshism into a Jew and Christian division which will allow us all to become a legitimate 501(c)(3)! Praise the lord!

Maybe Newsweek's Satoshi is the "Anti-Nakamoto", signaling the end of times for bitcoin.

[trustnobody]

I wish someone made a film "Anti-Christ Satoshi, part 2" as the first part was made already