Discriminatory / Dirty Jokes

[bluefirecorp_]

Any non-joke posts will be removed. Novel jokes only. Feel free to include more than one joke in your post.

However, if *any* of your jokes are non-novel, they'll be removed, so make sure to post your unique joke (plagiarism from the internet = allowed, plagiarism from this thread = deleted)

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People are like teeth
White ones are better

Most are yellow

And black ones don’t work

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How do you fit 50 Jews into a small car?
Two in the front seat, two in the back seat, and 46 in the ashtray.....

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[bluefirecorp_]

If having sex for money makes you a whore...

Then does having sex for free make you a non-profit whoreganisation?



^ Read it in the quote. "Custom" spoiler

[bluefirecorp_]

2 tampons are walking past each other, which one says "hi", first?



Neither, they're both stuck up cunts.


^ highlight to see the punchline.

[Eirecoin]

A man sends his clothes to the laundry and puts a note:
- Please, use more soap in the boxers.
When  he later goes to take his clothes he finds a note:
- Use more toilet paper in the ass.   

[Eirecoin]

- Daniela, I bought flavor condoms, turn off the light and guess the taste.
- Mmm, sardine with cheese.
- No ... Wait till I put it on

[glenntalbot]

I found a good ones on the internet xD

.What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

 What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
Beat it. We’re closed.

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.

 What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.