Satoshi Nakamoto may be is an alt of Jesus Christ
Satan is trying to 'crucify' Satoshi Nakamoto, same as he crucified Jesus Christ over 2000 years ago
Money is the root of all evil, and Satan created bitcoin, framing Satoshi Nakamoto, because he believes in Jesus
This is just a theory ( Does anyone know if Dorian Satoshi Nakamoto believes in Jesus or not?)
Close but not quite . My theory is the bitter brother is Satoshi Nakamoto and is setting up his brother as some sort of revenge plot.