Sorry if this is in the wrong section as I am not sure where it should go.
Since you discuss about BCash, a proper place would be
Altcoin DiscussionHowever can someone explain to me what I now do with my Bitcoin Cash in a paper wallet. I read this morning that Bitcoin Cash no longer exists so I am assuming I now have private keys for both Bitcoin Cash ABC and Bitcoin Cash SV.
This sounds correct. Just be careful on what wallet you use for this, the history is full of wallets that stole the underlying forked coins at/after sweep.
Also using an extra step - send first to another wallet of yours before sending to exchange - could keep you safer from replay attack (if I understood that kind of attack properly).
If so how do I sweep these and get the coins?
You should ask the 2 forks' communities, I don't know what wallets they have now.
Edit: also
BCash thread can be good place for this.
Also according to Cryptomarket capital Bitcoin Cash is valued at 414 USD. Bitcoin Cash ABC at 282 USD and Bitcoin Cash SV at 81 USD. The two new coins only add up to about 360 USD. So what the hell do I actually have an how is there still a value for Bitcoin Cash if it does not exist anymore.
You already added up pretty good what you have.
Altcoin investments are risky, even riskier than Bitcoin, and even Bitcoin has lost 12%, possibly because of this mess.
As I wrote some time ago, BCash is about greed, hype and speculation, nothing else...