I am launching a few coins over the course of this year. This thread will serve as a pre-announcement thread for all of them.1. Dinocoin (TREX)Are you tired of all these coins which make unrealistic promises like going to the moon or curing cancer? This coin aims to stop that by making a promise that it can deliver and actually delivering it. This coin will have absolutely 0% premine, but 25% of all mined coins will directly go to an address that belongs to the Dinosaur Cloning Research Foundation. This will help fund their efforts to clone dinosaurs and repopulate the earth with them. As a special incentive to garner community support for this charitable cause, once the first batch of clones are created, the Foundation will sell them for a flat rate of 100 TREX. Everyone else will have to capture their own using expensive commercial capturing equipment called
Pokeballs Dinoballs.
2. UniqueRareCoin (URC)UniqueRareCoin aims to become the rarest cryptocurrency in the world. Only 0.00000001 of this coin will ever be mined. The genesis block will reward its finder with 0.00000001 URC while all subsequent blocks will have a block reward of 0.00000000 URC. The dev will premine the genesis block in order to test the network.
3. ImaginationCoin (IMA)ImaginationCoin is designed to be the most secure cryptocurrency in existence. It can never be stolen nor scammed from whoever owns it. There are no wallets or miners to be downloaded, so there is no chance of unintentionally downloading anything malicious. There are no blockchains to synch nor any mining involved, so there is no need to waste any electricity in sustaining the network. It can never be stolen because it exists in a place where no one can ever steal it -- in your imagination.
4. SmallPenisCoin (SPC) Are you tired of people teasing you about your small penis? Well, that stops now! SmallPenisCoin is a coin that can only be owned by people with a small penis. So what if you have a small penis? Everyone else will wish they had a small penis because that is the only way that they can get SmallPenisCoin. To minimize the risk of people without a small penis getting a SmallPenisCoin, the dev will personally air drop a 100% premine of the coin to the place where only people with a small penis assuredly live. The air drop will begin in Japan and end there as well. The launch date for this coin is yet to be determined, but people with a small penis will want to remember it since it will most likely be the only date they will get in their lives.
5. ABCoin (ABC)AnonymousCoin is awesome. So is Sexcoin. Don't you wish that you could combine the two of them so that you can have a currency for anonymous sex? So did I, but then I got to thinking, "We don't need a coin for anonymous sex, because it's free." Anonymous buttsex, however, isn't. That's what this coin is for. If you turn around a corner and see someone walking in front of you, you can now have anonymous buttsex with that person and reward him properly for his service. You will no longer need to fear being called a rapist because you now have an appropriate currency to pay him with. Anonymous buttsex coin? Anonymous buttsex yeah!
