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March 10, 2014, 05:51:17 PM |
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http://fm99.com/news/030030-happy-74th-birthday-chuck-norris/ Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger by yelling, "Bang!" Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?" When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide. Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made. What can you tell us about Chuck Norris?
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mprep
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In a world of peaches, don't ask for apple sauce
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March 10, 2014, 06:06:06 PM |
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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kuroman
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March 10, 2014, 06:31:33 PM |
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Chuck Norris lost to Bruce Lee.
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jillymayr
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March 10, 2014, 07:17:20 PM |
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I dont have a CN truth to add but I wanted to say that I love,love,love him! HBD CN!
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Taras
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Please do not PM me loan requests!
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March 10, 2014, 08:20:39 PM |
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Chuck Norris mines Bitcoin with mental math
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ISAWHIM
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March 10, 2014, 08:35:30 PM |
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I once asked Chuck Norris what time he wakes-up...
He said the sun doesn't rise until he does... (He sleeps late in winter.)
But I failed to get my answer, so I asked... No, what TIME...
That was the last thing I remember...
Now I have a fear of sun-dials... Now I don't wake until the sun sets!
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LostDutchman (OP)
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March 11, 2014, 12:33:14 AM |
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Chuck Norris mines Bitcoin with mental math
I LOVE that one! My $.02.  |
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jarhed
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March 11, 2014, 12:41:57 AM |
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Chuck Norris is the reason Satoshi is hiding.
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jstern
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March 11, 2014, 12:43:43 AM |
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I bet he's like a 47 year old man.
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March 11, 2014, 12:43:56 AM |
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When Satoshi Nakamoto invented Bitcoin there was already 1 terabit per second of hashes aimed from Chuck Norris's computer to solve the genesis block.
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Planning to launch Zimbabwecoin in the future. Focused on building a community around it now.
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LostDutchman (OP)
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March 11, 2014, 12:45:03 AM |
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Chuck Norris is the reason Satoshi is hiding.
Oooooooooooooooooooooooo.......................................... I REALLY like that one! My $.02. |
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tkbx
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March 11, 2014, 03:41:56 AM |
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Chuck Norris mines Bitcoin with mental math
Pfft, with his hashrate, it would be more efficient to crack private keys of addresses containing lots of coins. |
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LostDutchman (OP)
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March 11, 2014, 03:44:57 AM |
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Chuck Norris mines Bitcoin with mental math
Pfft, with his hashrate, it would be more efficient to crack private keys of addresses containing lots of coins. How do you know that Chuck Norris is not doing exactly that? My $.02. |
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ManeBjorn
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March 11, 2014, 04:35:10 AM |
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Chuck Norris's farts can stop a hurricane.
Chuck Norris told the "most interesting man in the world" he was boring and XX tasted like leavings in a bar bathroom.
Chuck Norris hits so hard NASA has asked him to be ready if they ever need to have a mission to destroy an asteroid.
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ManeBjorn
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March 11, 2014, 04:36:11 AM |
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Chuck Norris is Satoshi.
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March 11, 2014, 06:32:23 AM |
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Chuck Norris jokes are highly over-rated and not even funny.
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March 11, 2014, 06:51:58 AM |
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Chuck Norris lost to Bruce Lee.
No. Chuck Norris never loses to anyone. |
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March 11, 2014, 07:21:35 AM |
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Chuck norris jokes ain't funny no more  |
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LostDutchman (OP)
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March 11, 2014, 10:05:42 AM |
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Chuck Norris jokes are highly over-rated and not even funny.
You're just jealous because Chuck Norris is not Canadian. My $.02. |
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