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March 11, 2014, 10:10:23 AM
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My personal fav:

Chuck norris threw a grenade, Killed 50 people.
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Then the grenade exploded
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March 11, 2014, 10:18:02 AM
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Chuck Norris is 74 but only in Chuck Norris years. In human years he's 740.

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March 11, 2014, 01:49:46 PM
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My personal fav:

Chuck norris threw a grenade, Killed 50 people.
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I saw this one but with someone else on 9gag I think. Still, a good one. Grin

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March 11, 2014, 02:53:16 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate birthdays, birthdays celebrate him.  Cool

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March 11, 2014, 03:21:54 PM
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Chuck Norris coughed... and the universe was born....

Chuck Norris got out his knife, and carved the Grand Canyon, in about thirty seconds...

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March 11, 2014, 03:39:46 PM
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WOw! One of my favorite actors! He is the coolest actor of 90s
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March 11, 2014, 04:39:03 PM
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Chuck Norris can mine all cryptocoins(past, present and to be invented)  at the same time and with HIS bare hands
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March 11, 2014, 07:20:35 PM
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Chuck Norris won the X-Factor by using sign language.

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March 12, 2014, 02:38:11 AM
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Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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March 12, 2014, 02:39:31 AM
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I once asked Chuck Norris the wrong question and now have an eye patch........................

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March 12, 2014, 06:23:32 PM
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Chuck Norris is sooo badass that when he eats BATH SALTS he eats his OWN face off!!!! LOLzZz =)
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March 12, 2014, 06:33:24 PM
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My personal fav:

Chuck norris threw a grenade, Killed 50 people.
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Loled, that may be the only funny chuck norris joke I've ever heard, or rather seen.(But now I'm gonna hear it as I repeat it to other people) xD

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March 12, 2014, 07:07:18 PM
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chuck norris is GAY
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March 12, 2014, 10:29:33 PM
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chuck norris knows I'm secretly GAY
Fixed that for you Grin.

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