Request : Where are all the Lightning Network Faucets?

[akamit]

I said one satoshi, not a million I can tripple 1 satoshi all day long, a million is going to be expensive.

One Satoshi 

I'll be happy with 150% and you keep another 150% to pay the "expensive" thing?  I think even 110% will also be a lucrative deal within 1 day or in a week 

Just kidding... thanks for your reply.