Guys, I think he needs a valid address generator (even without the private key) that's why he mentioned "burner address" and "with checksum" since you can't simply create a random address.
By using Vanitygen or any optimized address generator to create "1StackBitcoinEater" (17 words, excluding "1") prefix,
it will take billions of years even with the latest GPU.
-I'll edit this if I happen to find one-
Yes, that's correct. What I'm looking for requires no CPU power whatsoever. It's just creating a valid bitcoin address, not necessarily one to which I can gain access to the private key. Thanks for explaining it in clearer terms!