I'm dissapointed, I have yet not received 1000 BTC form anybody. Cmon guys show some trust.
Sure, just send me 500 BTC first, I have the 1000 BTC sitting in my wallet ready to send to you xD
I can tell you're legitimate by your trust, wallet address?
Sure, it's 696969YoloBallerGangstaGNEK194881DM, send it ASAP and you'll get your money.
HAhahahahahah how long did it take to get that vanity address
![Cheesy](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif)
A few seconds, it really didn't even take that long with my 256-qubit quantum computer!
Shiet, no wonder you could afford one with all the thousands of btc you can afford giving away to strangers!