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March 26, 2019, 10:10:09 PM
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April fools!
2541 people submitted the KYC form, but the actual data entered into the form was never even sent to bitcointalk.org, much less collected. So if you actually entered any sensitive info there, you should feel a bit silly, but don't worry about it. (Probably some people left funny comments, but regrettably these were not collected.)
The verification flairs were random.
Thanks to Mr. Big, hilariousandco, malevolent, Halab, Mitchell, and Xal0lex for contributing ideas related to this, and to everyone else for having fun with it!
To prevent scams, spam, alt accounts, and similar abuse, and to promote an environment of trust, all forum users must now submit know-your-customer (KYC) identity info to the forum here. As we all know, Bitcoin was built on the principle of "if you have nothing to hide, what's there to fear?", which is why the block chain is a public ledger. And Satoshi even famously said, "sacrificing a little liberty for increased security is the foundation of blockchain technology." Additionally, you can get extra-verified by posting a selfie in this thread. (Upload the image to imgur or something first and then use the bbcode [img]DIRECT_LINK_TO_IMG[/img].) Make sure it's a very serious selfie. After posting a selfie, our advanced verifAI™ algorithm will choose whether to verify you or not, and will also assign you with an accurate verification assessment to be displayed next to your posts. |
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April 01, 2019, 12:50:25 AM Merited by EFS (5), BitMaxz (3), Halab (3), andulolika (2), eddie13 (2), chimk (2), mprep (1), Coin-1 (1), bathrobehero (1), busminer (1), Bit-Exo.com (1), bitart (1), shesheboy (1), BSGMiner (1), blockchain2k (1), TotSamiy (1) |
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suchmoon
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April 01, 2019, 12:52:02 AM
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 Edit: that was easy.  Edited 2020-11-30 to fix a broken imageEdit2: cheating the system... |
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philipma1957
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'The right to privacy matters'
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April 01, 2019, 12:52:24 AM |
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April fools I hope.
Gender is : straight man. I may consider becoming an attack helicopter
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My signature is for rent. Send me a pm
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April 01, 2019, 12:53:43 AM
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My selfie  |
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April 01, 2019, 12:54:30 AM |
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Thanks theymos dawg, I need this extra verification. Here's me: https://imgur.com/a/nN4Cnkv Much love to all! |
I like gambling. Probably currently trying to figure out how to pay next month's rent.
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April 01, 2019, 12:54:42 AM
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I hate April 1... You meanie~ Wow, so many genders to choose from... Politically correct are we? I think you missed + and - in blood types Where is the show your ID/Passport/License and take a selfie showing it with the words Bitcointalk and the date requirement?  |
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April 01, 2019, 12:54:53 AM |
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April fools
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April 01, 2019, 12:55:09 AM |
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April 01, 2019, 12:56:48 AM |
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My name is Satan Jr., and you can find me in hell.
Happy 4/1/19!
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April 01, 2019, 12:56:53 AM |
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Done
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April 01, 2019, 12:57:47 AM |
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Oh god. The KYC squad is already in the forum.
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taking a break - expect delayed responses
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April 01, 2019, 12:58:40 AM |
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April 01, 2019, 12:58:53 AM
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You had me, at the beginning i thought it's a paid ad till i saw that it links to the very forum. Happy 1st day of the month to youl all  Edit: As im undertaking what's said here https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5121562 I'm asking first for your kyc and all those organizations you mentioned in your kyc solicitude. |
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philipma1957
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April 01, 2019, 12:58:59 AM |
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Yeah I actually was afraid until I read that you wanted to know my past present and future. Loves ❤️
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My signature is for rent. Send me a pm
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April 01, 2019, 12:59:18 AM |
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Well done sir, i'm a little tipsy and it took me about 2 minutes to figure it out. It finally "clicked" when I saw this:
"Please list all of your past, present, and future romantic partners (note that we may contact them for further information):"
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