[SUCH GUIDE] Guaranteed method to earn many merits, statistically proven

[suchmoon]

Introduction

Everyone wants merits, including those who pretend to not care. However I keep hearing that earning merits the usual way (by making good posts) is too hard. There must be an easier way.

User Name

Let's start at the beginning - your Bitcointalk account. Does your chance to earn merits depend on your username? Absolutely. First you need the username of an appropriate length. The median length of a merit-earning username is 9 characters.

The username itself matters too. For example, usernames starting with "m" or "s" earned 10 times more merits than those starting with "q" or "u". That's not all. Usernames having "o" or "a" as their second letter earned 50 times more merits than those with "z" or "f" as their second letter. Here are the best letters for all 9 positions of a median-length username:

Code:

m
a
e
a
e
o
a
n
e

Post Length

No matter how good your post is, it won't get merits if the merit-sending person falls asleep halfway through it or the post is so short it just scrolls by in a blink of an eye. The median length of a merit-earning post is 549 characters.

Words

Obviously the content of the post matters too. Here are the top merit-earning words (after removing stop words such as pronouns and conjunctions):

Code:

bitcoin
merit
color
member
post
users
new
btc
thread
people
like
time
yang
wallet
url
forum
get
use
trust
code
see
coin
size
make
link
good
mining
bounty
first
blockchain
address
even
need
account
crypto
think
many
list
know
signature
system
network
full
campaign
want
block
bitcointalk
using
miner
work

Conclusion

So there you have it. To earn thousands upon thousands of merits, all you need to do is:

• Create a user account named "maeaeoane".
• Make 549-character-long posts using the word list provided above.

Lifetime money-back no-questions-asked guarantee.


Edit: The original version of the post mistakenly claimed that letter "l" (lowercase "L") sucks bigly as the second letter of a username. It does suck but not as much as I claimed (not 50 times worse than "o" or "a" but only about 3-4 times). My apologies to the "l" but it's her own fault for being too similar to "1" (number one). It's been replaced by "z" in the example.

[maeaeoane]

challnege accepted! 

[suchmoon]

challnege accepted! 

Instant fail. Neither of these words is in the list and the post is way too short.

[DarkStar_]

User Name

Let's start at the beginning - your Bitcointalk account. Does your chance to earn merits depend on your username? Absolutely. First you need the username of an appropriate length. The median length of a merit-earning username is 9 characters.

The username itself matters too. For example, usernames starting with "m" or "s" earned 10 times more merits than those starting with "q" or "u". That's not all. Usernames having "o" or "a" as their second letter earned 50 times more merits than those with "l" or "f" as their second letter. Here are the best letters for all 9 positions of a median-length username:

You can't rely on letters only. Statistically, usernames with underscores earn over 50 times more merits on average than those without.

[funnec]

Hmmmmm,experience is the best teacher,words of legendary are not to be overlook,if proofing statistically,then i guess am in.This really looks like is going to work,i think i need to get to work to come up with a good post on blockchain having all the listed words just to proof a point,hoping not to proof legendary wrong.

[suchmoon]

You can't rely on letters only. Statistically, usernames with underscores earn over 50 times more merits on average than those without.

Mmmm... no. Stats never lie:

Code:

meritdb=# select sum(m."MeritAmount") from "Users" u inner join "MeritTxs" m on m."ToUserId" = u."UserId" where "UserName" like '%\_' escape '\';
 sum
------
 1884
(1 row)

meritdb=# select sum(m."MeritAmount") from "Users" u inner join "MeritTxs" m on m."ToUserId" = u."UserId" where "UserName" not like '%\_' escape '\';
  sum
--------
 350477
(1 row)

[1miau]

maeaeoane sounds like a cat who has eaten too much, but cats are a good start. 

And your avatar needs to be a cat. If your avatar is a cat and your name too, then you'll earn many merits. 

Code:

yang

Why yang 

[DarkStar_]

You can't rely on letters only. Statistically, usernames with underscores earn over 50 times more merits on average than those without.

Mmmm... no. Stats never lie:

Code:

meritdb=# select sum(m."MeritAmount") from "Users" u inner join "MeritTxs" m on m."ToUserId" = u."UserId" where "UserName" like '%\_' escape '\';
 sum
------
 1884
(1 row)

meritdb=# select sum(m."MeritAmount") from "Users" u inner join "MeritTxs" m on m."ToUserId" = u."UserId" where "UserName" not like '%\_' escape '\';
  sum
--------
 350477
(1 row)

Emphasis on "on average". 

[StackGambler]

bitcoin
merit
color
member
post
users
new
btc
thread
people
like
time
yang
wallet
url
forum
get
use
trust
code
see
coin
size
make
link
good
mining
bounty
first
blockchain
address
even
need
account
crypto
think
many
list
know
signature
system
network
full
campaign
want
block
bitcointalk
using
miner
work

Did I do it right?

[suchmoon]

Emphasis on "on average". 

Still negatory:

Code:

meritdb=# select avg(m."MeritAmount") from "Users" u inner join "MeritTxs" m on m."ToUserId" = u."UserId" where "UserName" like '%\_' escape '\';
        avg
--------------------
 1.9686520376175549
(1 row)

meritdb=# select avg(m."MeritAmount") from "Users" u inner join "MeritTxs" m on m."ToUserId" = u."UserId" where "UserName" not like '%\_' escape '\';
        avg
--------------------
 2.0444798338641746
(1 row)

Why yang 

That's a mystery to me too but that's what the crystal ball stats said.

Did I do it right?

We'll see if the merits start rolling in.

[DarkStar_]

Still negatory:

That's what I get for being too lazy to check I guess 

[Hhampuz]

Merit has the color of bitcoin, duh? If you are a member you are not aways a user, make a new post and get btc! This thread and the people in it are like ying and yang flowing through time.

Posting your wallet with any url on this forum can get you trust. Use the code you see to also get coin. Make the size good and link to that bounty!

The first mining can be seen on the blockchain, even the address. You do not need an account to get crypto. Many think they know it all and want to get on some list to wear a signature.

The network system will never be full but if you want a big block you can campaign for it. Bitcointalk has been using miner software so all accounts work for theymos.

/maeaeoane

PS. Someone stole my name so I'm using this alt-account to post from.

EDIT; It's woking 

[hatshepsut93]

good project

[TryNinja]

good project

Reported for plagiarism!!!

See you in court pal.

good project

-img-

[suchmoon]

good project

Reported for plagiarism!!!

Shockingly "project" is not in the list of meritorious words.

[StackGambler]

good project

good comment sir

[DireWolfM14]

To post my member time and again like yang ding dong
even new forum users think bitcoin strong
blockchain network, crypto address, and btc
the color of merit green like trust for me
must thread people through grin wallet url
use code for mining, see coin, sell
they want to work the bounty linkity link
and list many account, need get in the pink
size does matter, first make good system block
Noooo, signature campaign full on bitcointalk

[Lafu]

First install a new bitcoin wallet to get an btc address and let the blockchain sync full from the network system who generate the coin block size for crypto mining .
Many people using a good miner code for there GPU to work.
For a bitcointalk member you need an account to use the forum and post in a thread .
Users know and want merit and dont like to see red color on there trust list even they think about to make an url link in there signature for a bounty campaign for some time !
Ying and Yang for the community.

[pooya87]

Had I the bitcoin's embroidered blockchain,
Enwrought with legacy and segwit transaction,
The OP_DUP and the HASH160 and the dark OP Of EQUAL and VERIFY and the half CHECKSIG,
I would spread the chain unto the network:
But I, being poor, have only my SPV;
I have spread my dreams unto the network;
Download softly because you download on my dreams

plagiarize from Yeats

[Crypto-DesignService]

With all due respect, I want to disagree sir!!!

Top-merit earning words has a total letter of 50 + 549 = 599.
Today is April 1, so 599+1=600.
600+54387 is equal to 54977 right? WRONG! It's 54987.
54987/9 = 6109.66666667.

As you can see there are eight-6 on 6109.66666667.
8+1 = 9
9/3 = 3
How many sides circle has? 0.
3 + 0 = 3

How many sides Illuminati has? 3.

This post is Illuminati. checkmate Sir suchmoon