Sent my KYC to Theymos' inbox but no reply

[Chris!]

I desperately need to shitpost so if you could please verify my KYC ASAP it would be greatly appreciated. I already sent it to Theymos via unencrypted PM and no answer in the past 2 mins so I'm assuming this is going to take at least 15 and I don't have that long to wait.

I've uploaded my ID here, please verify my KYC documentation ASAP.

[Quickseller]

Where is Bruno? He will probably actually provide a real picture of himself, and will far outtroll theymos in this prank.

[The Sceptical Chymist]

Where is Bruno? He will probably actually provide a real picture of himself, and will far outtroll theymos in this prank.

Isn't he going by the name of cryptohunter these days?  OOPS.

Hey Chris!, haven't seen you around in a long-ass time.  Nice that you're still here.

[Quickseller]

Where is Bruno? He will probably actually provide a real picture of himself, and will far outtroll theymos in this prank.

Isn't he going by the name of cryptohunter these days?  OOPS.

Naw, lol, Bruno is Phinnaeus Gage aka Gleb Gamow, although Gleb is now owned/controlled by suchmoon because Bruno needed money. He has two accounts that are in the top 10 number of posts.

Unlike CH, he is actually a productive member of the forum.

[Chris!]

Where is Bruno? He will probably actually provide a real picture of himself, and will far outtroll theymos in this prank.

Lol I could see that happening. If he read this then he probably won't do it though because we want him to. But I don't want him to. So. Yeah. The plot thickens.

Where is Bruno? He will probably actually provide a real picture of himself, and will far outtroll theymos in this prank.

Isn't he going by the name of cryptohunter these days?  OOPS.

Hey Chris!, haven't seen you around in a long-ass time.  Nice that you're still here.

Woah. Doxxed.

Oh yeah I'll never leave. That doesn't mean that life won't get in the way sometimes though there have been lots of changes recently and they're a little confusing but hey, it's the same basic principle so I think I'm caught up.  

Edit: Issue was resolved after DMing Theymos 40x. Thank goodness I'm legendary or I wouldn't have been able to send so many in such a short period of time. If you're having any issues or if you have any questions just keep lighting up Theymos' inbox and he'll get back to you ASAP.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

I purchased this account for one million dollars, thus will be unable comply to the KYC request thingy. But being the dude that I am, I'm sure Mr. theymos will accept a blowjob from me to continue posting in this wonderful forum community.

I is Bob, but call me Ted.