1. Introduction.I’ve managed to get my hands on inner information as to the KYC Process, and how it is rolling-out. The information was entrusted to me under the strict imperative of not doxing anybody. This analysis therefore abides by that imperative, and no list will be provided with ties from account to person. I have been asked though to pass the raw data along to Cambridge Analytica …
2. KYC Pipeline.As per the raw data received, the pipeline KYC clearance process is going extremely swift, on the verge of being world record breaking. In fact, the company in charge of the process, whose name cannot be disclosed due to my NDA agreement, has undergone the task of hiring hundreds of people at a decent salary (in HoweyCoins). Strangely enough, production plants of corporations such as Nike, Adidas, Apple and Zara have reported severe rates of no-show today, leaving them with a lack of qualified personnel.
The KYC pipeline process so far is as follows:
3. Breakdown by Gender.The 1.166.830 approved accounts (out of 2.558.034) that have already cleared their KYC process have the following distribution by gender:
4. Breakdown by Age.The 1.166.830 approved accounts broken down by age show as follows:
I have asked the KYC company to recheck the above 100 data, and they claim that it is correct beyond doubt.
4. Breakdown by Country.
The 1.166.830 approved accounts broken down by country show as follows:
5. AnecdotesWithout doxing anybody, I can safely provide this information as true:
1. A, lets call him farmer John Doe, has provided his ID to give clearance to 13.310 accounts. John Doe currently gives employment to over 500 people, and is considered one of the wealthiest people in his country.
2. Multiple Photographs seemed unearthly. Nevertheless, advances biometrics confirm them to be real (although the tend to wear a full exoskeleton to mingle amongst the commons).
3. Some non-doxed KYC verified account owners: D_N_LD TR_MP, VL_DIM_R PUT_NG, MR. BE_N, W_LLY, B_B SPON_E, MR. SP_K, DR. W_O, DA_ROS, N_COL_AS M_DURO, K_M J_NG _N, FAT_ER X_AS, J_HN SN_W, and so on.
4. Many KYC applications were submitted along with personal notes, in an attempt to bribe the reviewers through ample amounts of altcoins. These applications have been given top priority.
5. A Mr. J_HN MC_F__ application has been rejected, on the basis of not stating a country of residence (“open ocean” apparently). Reviewers were not too inclined personally to approve the submission either, after having lost vast amounts in pump & dump processes.
