Bitcointalk's April Fool Joke 2020 Discussion

[tyz]

The first of April 2019 is over.

But after the first of April is before the first of April.

What April Fool's joke would you like to see in 2020?

[mk4]

I mean, were still a year(or 364 days for some countries) away from the next April fools, not sure if we should talk about it THIS soon.

[tranthidung]

What I expect for the next one in 2020 is announcement from theymos that he will shut the forum down, and won't move to Epochtalk or anywhere else.
However, I think it is very soon to discuss about the event that might occur next year.
theymos might  not do anything next year, but I don't know and I don't have enough experience in the forum (just more than one year).
I only experienced two April Fool Jokes (in 2018 and this year).

[LoyceV]

Pay-per-post is going to be fun, implemented retroactive, double for the Altcoin board.

[tranthidung]

- New rank requirements implement and all users will be resetted their ranks.
- Ranks will be only determined by activites that in turn only count for posts in the child board, Bounties (Altcoins)
- Users who don't have a single post in Bounties (Altcoins) will be demoted to Brandnew.
- Merits will have only one use case, to buy bitcointalk souvenirs.

[Silent26]

I think it's too soon to discuss such topic. Who knows? Some of us won't make it to 2020 

Anyway, I don't like to be a party pooper. I will still provide some list of what's inside my mind right now.
- Everyone will not be able to post.
- "404 not found" will show up in our browser when visiting Bitcointalk.
- Everyone will be freely to tag anyone like a DT1 (but will be back to normal after April 1st and tags will dissappear - this is a bad idea if someone scammed you in April fool and then you tag him/her, it will dissappear) also a boring idea for those who are already DT1.
- Letters from the word "Bitcointalk" will not show in any posts.
- Everyone will be Hero/Legendary randomly but Signatures, Avatars, Bounties and Campaigns as well will be disabled (too bad for those who reached the rank already).

Hmmm what else?

[cabalism13]

I think it's too soon to discuss such topic. Who knows? Some of us won't make it to 2020 

Hey, don't say such thing as that. Everybody will make it or else it will be such a waste if somebody doesn't make it.


OP, I think it's way to early for that, theymos will definitely lost interest on april fools if we always do this things. I already committed the crime and I think its better if I am just the only one whose guilty.

[YOSHIE]

Pay-per-post is going to be fun, implemented retroactive, double for the Altcoin board.

it sounds, fun, per post is valued at $ 50, at least I can walk to 2 countries every year over coffee and relax with @LoyceV, in his country.
Can visit, discotheques, every night, and many women. I like that, hopefully @theymos, can apply it in 2020. With the real joke, Lol.

[Last of the V8s]

No more posting in English.
Every ESL (English as a single language) speaker has ~a year to learn another language just in case.

[pawanjain]

I was just going to ignore this post when a prank struck into my mind. Can't stop laughing thinking about it.

Theymos suddenly announces that he is giving up his job of managing the forum due to some reasons and is hosting some sort of competition to elect the next forum manager.
Just when the competition ends he announces that it was a April Fool's prank 
That would be so witty

[Pmalek]

Announcement of a mandatory Dear Sir at the beginning of every post followed by a Kind Regards at the end.

[Sharon121212]

I would love to see some series of jokes firstly let's start with these.
#Satoshi nakamoto coming out to Shut up Craig wright.
#donald trump having an Official btctalk newbie account

[The Sceptical Chymist]

I'd love it if the joke was that Theymos was banning signature campaigns and bounties, effective immediately.  The outrage, confusion, and chaos that would ensue would probably get my physically aroused, if you know what I mean.  It would be deliciously evil.

The problem is that most members know a joke is coming, and it's not a shock anymore when April 1st comes around and strange things suddenly happen.  New members might get fooled, though, and that might be enough for day's worth of solid entertainment.

No more posting in English.
Every ESL (English as a single language) speaker has ~a year to learn another language just in case.

That might be a good one, but I don't think it would fool many people or create a shitstorm in Meta.

[Joel_Jantsen]

I would like to be alive in 2020 considering the existential crisis I go through like every millennial. Thinking about what Bitcointalk should be keeping as an April Fool's joke for the next year is my least concerns in life at the moment. Like do you guys actually think about it? lol

[Maestro75]

We are making this random suggestions and think it is nothing but Theymos is somewhere eavesdropping like nothing is going on. I bet he will implement one in 2020 but those who made the suggestion will also be fooled.

[Mpamaegbu]

The problem is that most members know a joke is coming, and it's not a shock anymore when April 1st comes around and strange things suddenly happen.

I hereby move for a change of date for the April prank. As an older member here, it's now a bore for me to know when it happens. On the erection thingy, think about the crash of Bitcoin. That will surely make you go flaccid instantly.

[OgNasty]

How about a new pay-to-mute feature, where you can pay BTC to keep someone from being able to post for the day.  Might be a fun fundraiser also.

[Gozie51]

How about theymos not shooting any surprise on April first. I think that will be a big one because users will be totally restive for the whole of the day, being worried about what he has up his head.
Not playing any games on that day is April fools day already because of our experience so far

Also, people might take it to an extreme, perhaps blowing rumors that something might have happened to theymos especially if he was off for like 48 hours preceding April first 

[HeRetiK]

Announcement of a mandatory Dear Sir at the beginning of every post followed by a Kind Regards at the end.

Dear Sir,

I think these phrases should be added automatically at the beginning and end of each post as they are being displayed.

Kind Regards

[LTU_btc]

The problem is that most members know a joke is coming, and it's not a shock anymore when April 1st comes around and strange things suddenly happen.

I hereby move for a change of date for the April prank. As an older member here, it's now a bore for me to know when it happens. On the erection thingy, think about the crash of Bitcoin. That will surely make you go flaccid instantly.

Agree with you The Pharmacist. It's not a shock anymore, especially when there was ~10 pages long thread about possible April Fools Day pranks.
@Mpamaegbu, it sounds like a strange suggestion, but why not? For example we can use December 27th date - "Dia de los Santos Inocentes" (Holy Innocents Day). It's day of pranks in Spanish speaking countries.