Teach me kung fu for 20,000,000 bitcoins

[ripper234]

After your lesson, I should be able to fly, breath fire, and hold my breath for 5 hours.

[da2ce7]

now that is just stupid...
even if you had 99.99% of the mining power, and bought almost all the coins available.  It will be until about 2020 till the coins have been generated.

[nelisky]

After your lesson, I should be able to fly, breath fire, and hold my breath for 5 hours and calculate sha256 hashes faster than a huge farm of 5970 miners.

There, now he doesn't have to wait that long, assuming the teacher doesn't mind being paid only after the lesson (and also doesn't take the hint at the easier method for achieving the same end result ).

[ripper234]

Still, even if I had 100% of the hashing power, they will have to wait a few years, no?
The difficulty level will be adjusted.

[d.james]

I can teach you how to hold  your breath for 5 hours,
but it has to be done next to your computer with 20mil bitcoins in it 

[TYDIRocks]

now that is just stupid...
even if you had 99.99% of the mining power, and bought almost all the coins available.  It will be until about 2020 till the coins have been generated.

But to become a true kung fu master it will take at least 20-30 years!

[iarsenaux]

make sure to use escrow 

[SaltySpitoon]

After your lesson, I should be able to fly, breath fire, and hold my breath for 5 hours.

So, if I help you get your pilots license, some sort of head strapped flame thrower, and some scuba equipment, you will pay me 20,000,000 BTC?

[digit]

fire breathing is an easy trick to learn

[viboracecata]

Let me introduce you to shaolin temple, and then you can learn how to fly.

And then die because of falling to ground.

[E.exchanger]

LMAO !!! its more funnier to see someone posting in favor like its easy to throw fire from mouth anyways good luck finding a kung fu master and pm me if you manage to find one !!

[RodeoX]

I studied martial arts for 7 years and did not even learn how to not get my ass kicked. 

[Kiki112]

I studied martial arts for 7 years and did not even learn how to not get my ass kicked. 

that's why you need to pay 20 000 000 BTC

[freedomno1]

I studied martial arts for 7 years and did not even learn how to not get my ass kicked. 

that's why you need to pay 20 000 000 BTC

Ah so true ^_^ Go get your belt more dirty 

[jeffersonairplane]

So only 6 more years till that amount of Bitcoins can be a reality with all the mining power in the world lol

[toygg]

20 million bitcoins is a astronomical figure for sure. I doubt u could mine that amount of bitcoin unless u have many football fields filled with the top of the line AISC Miners.

[Shakyamuni]

If anyone gives me so much bitcoin, I can teach him any Chinese kung fu, but I have to say that paying 20,000,000 bitcoins for learning kung fu is a joke.

[ConspiRatorX]

Well, I'd like to say that's just after effects, even the best kung fu master cannot breathe fire because that's clown's work.and flying is just a joke,too.So 20,000,000 is also a joke