Hhampuz (OP)
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Meh.
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April 25, 2019, 01:55:43 PM |
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Going through some very rough times recently and just as I thought it was starting to get better I got hit with something devastating again.
Make me laugh, a story, a joke, images or videos. If you make me crack a smile I'll give you 1 merit.
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WhyFhy
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April 25, 2019, 02:20:24 PM |
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Going through some very rough times recently and just as I thought it was starting to get better I got hit with something devastating again.
Make me laugh, a story, a joke, images or videos. If you make me crack a smile I'll give you 1 merit.
Shit. all I need is 1 merit. <- it's only funny if you look at my merit/post/activity. Anyways Hamppuz I hope all is well and or get's better. We need you back on your P's&Q's. https://imgur.com/a/Pnee9xiedit- when I posted this I had 19 merit -now I'm ballin at 20
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Daniel91
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April 25, 2019, 02:53:33 PM |
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Why there are no mosquitoes in China? Every Chinese killed one
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sujonali1819
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Need Campaign Manager?PM on telegram @sujonali1819
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April 25, 2019, 03:09:26 PM |
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markstivn98
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April 25, 2019, 09:55:21 PM |
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If you want to laugh really see Mr bean Watch this video funny Use YouTube to get more videos, you will definitely laugh I wish you happiness
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legendster
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April 26, 2019, 12:29:49 AM |
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I come online, hoping the electricty / internet would stay.
I message my employer, Hey I'm online, I am available now, let's start work!
2 minutes later power goes away.
Its a miracle this employer has chosen to stick it out with me, I don't think I'd have survived without such help.
This isn't overtly funny but sometimes we should find funny shit within the darkest of times. I hope you do better soon enough.
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ankit10
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April 26, 2019, 04:41:12 AM Last edit: April 26, 2019, 03:05:22 PM by ankit10 |
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On date
She: How do I look? Me: Average. *She gets pissed and gives a look* *20 minutes later* *While taking a selfie* She: Yaar, I look soooo bad todayyy. Me: I know. But still I called you average. *She gives another deadly look* *funeral music starts playing at the back*
John McAfee knows, who is Satoshi.
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Flagship11
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April 26, 2019, 04:43:24 AM Last edit: April 26, 2019, 05:24:04 AM by Flagship11 |
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Baofeng
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April 26, 2019, 04:46:07 AM Last edit: April 26, 2019, 05:06:21 AM by Baofeng |
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I know you are a sports fan so here it goes 7 p.m. I get a text message from my girlfriend: Me or football?! 11 p.m. I texted my girlfriend: You of course.
I just hope that you are doing ok though.
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johnnyperz
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April 26, 2019, 06:04:35 AM |
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A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”
The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”
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amaraportia
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April 26, 2019, 06:08:20 AM |
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
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bonker
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April 26, 2019, 06:39:13 AM Last edit: April 26, 2019, 07:11:46 AM by bonker |
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Myself chatting with my girlfriend while watching soccer looks like
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Flagship11
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April 26, 2019, 08:02:33 AM |
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What did the policeman say to his belly button? You're under a vest!
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TopTort777
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April 26, 2019, 08:14:35 AM |
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Cant explain why, but this picture always makes me laugh
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Woodie
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April 26, 2019, 08:35:47 AM Last edit: April 26, 2019, 09:22:26 AM by Woodie |
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GROOVY FRIDAYTRASH CANcredit to giphyWHEN YOU WATCH TOO MANY MOVIES,THIS HAPPENScredit to giphy
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SeanTan
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April 26, 2019, 08:37:50 AM |
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I know you are a sports fan so here it goes 7 p.m. I get a text message from my girlfriend: Me or football?! 11 p.m. I texted my girlfriend: You of course.
I just hope that you are doing ok though. You are the men but you're girl is a boss
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bakasabo
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April 26, 2019, 10:51:23 AM |
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English quote jokes are always the best "English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though." English is not as tough to understand Russian word handwritten in cursive (word is "лишишьcя" = will lose)
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andrea1234
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April 26, 2019, 11:58:45 AM |
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Going through some very rough times recently and just as I thought it was starting to get better I got hit with something devastating again.
Make me laugh, a story, a joke, images or videos. If you make me crack a smile I'll give you 1 merit.
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Pluto And Neptune. Everyone must attend it. Student: Sorry My Mom wouldn't let me go so far.
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kannikaamudee
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April 26, 2019, 12:25:16 PM |
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I know how to multi-task bitch
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cyl2077
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April 26, 2019, 12:26:57 PM |
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We have all heard that the memory of a fish is very short, maybe only 10 seconds. So I think you can go find a fish and borrow a sum of money. maybe you can be happy for a while.
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