I will eat John McAfee's dick if BTC doesn't trade above $100K by end of 2019.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Feel free to submit recipes. I'm leaning towards John McAfee's Dick Under Glass.


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April fools!

I was surprised (and laughing) at how many people took this seriously. I thought that this was way more obvious than last year, but I guess not.

 - Politeness was how many times you used "please", "sir", "pardon", "apprecia*", "may I", "thanks", and "thank you" in past posts. This is poking a bit of fun at the people who are unnecessarily polite like this.
 - Imagination was how many times you posted an image tag in past posts.
 - Coins was how many distinct "coins" you mentioned in past posts. A coin was reckoned as any three-letter acronym (so Satoshi got several from things like "FYI" and "CIA"), as well as any word ending in "coin" (like "Bitcoin"). It was distinct coins, so if you posted the word "bitcoin" 100 times, that'd still only count as 1.
 - fMerit was calculated according to the posted algorithm. That algorithm is, as nullius pointed out, the min of three runs with different seeds of a linear congruential pseudorandom number generator using the glibc constants.
 - Virtue was the edit distance between your name and "Lauda".
 - Karma was as described.
 
Part of the joke with Conway's Game of Life is that since the game is turing-complete, figuring out whether a given configuration terminates equals the halting problem, which is undecidable in the general case. (Though it's maybe not actually undecidable with only an 8x10 input board.) The other part of the joke is that it's just so ridiculous to decide rank in this way, but I guess a lot of people didn't pick up on that...

I had kind of wanted to actually have a running game-of-life board in JavaScript on everyone's profile, but I didn't have time.

(BTW, when are we getting Conway-GoL-Coin? It's Turing-complete! )

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I have lost use of my right hand. It took me two days to pen this PO.

[Plead]

Seeking money (~$20,000) for a burial plot in DeMotte, Indiana, funeral expenses, and transportation expenses for the my corpse body from Nevada to Indiana. All my siblings (Bruce, Bryan, Belinda, Brenda and Beth) are in Illinois and Indiana will I'll never see again.

BTC: 1FkHCFv8PN1kerJct3RsQQpMcRoTnx2vWe

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Thank you.

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PS: AMA.

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[TimeBits]

It will not be long before countries realize they need to buy it all up, it will become like 8million overnight sometime soon. The numbers will rise like the usdebt clock.

[eternalgloom]

Good idea, I would prepare it just as you would prepare Rocky Mountain Oysters. (bull testicles)
Seems fitting, if 2019 ends in a bull market, without hitting 100k.

I hope he'll share with you though  

[crwth]

How about a chili con carne ala McAfee Peniś?

• 1 Large Onion
• 1 Red Pepper
• 1 Tbsp Oil
• 1 Authentic JM Peniś
• 1 Bitcoin

[Haunebu]

Hilarious. John McAfee used to be famous for his anti virus software before, but is primarily remembered by his private parts and outrageous claims about revealing Satoshi these days. And this guy wants to become the new president? Hilarious indeed.

[Beerwizzard]

I think that John McAfee would refuse to give you his dick so you better find some other disgusting thing and get ready to do it. Just imho but even such obvious things like running naked around the street is fine if you gonna bet on it.
Anyway, from the current point BTC have to make like x14. I don't want to disappoint you but one thing is to get x10 on shitcoin with 100$ market cap and the other thing is to make x10 with multi billion MC. Actualy this is the reason thy GDP is growing with a slow speed.

[LeGaulois]

Hilarious. John McAfee used to be famous for his anti virus software before, but is primarily remembered by his private parts and outrageous claims about revealing Satoshi these days. And this guy wants to become the new president? Hilarious indeed.

Perhaps he is smart about antivirus but there are also a lot of things he knows nothing about but he likes to look like the supremacy
Once I watched a documentary with an interview about him, he welcomed the journalists to his home in his pajamas, he had a porno magazine and a bottle of whiskey in the kitchen. Honestly, I think he is also on drugs and when he is, he likes to go on twitter to brag about anything he can imagine. ^^

[Nivir]

Maybe this works for McAfee's thing.

http://www.grouprecipes.com/59411/penis-stew.html

Penis Stew

Ingredients
1 penis, ram's or bull's or McAfee's
3 tbls. oil
1 large chopped onion
2 garlic cloves, peeled and chopped
1 tsp coriander seeds, crushed
1 tsp salt
freshly ground black pepper

How to make it
Scald the penis, then drain and clean (doesn't say how you clean a penis. Not sure a guy would know since this penis is, well . . . never mind).

Place the penis in a saucepan, cover with cold water, and bring to a boil.

Remove any scum, then simmer for 10 minutes.

Drain and slice.

Heat the oil in a large skillet.

Add the onion, garlic, and coriander and fry until the onion is golden.

Add the penis slices and fry on both sides for a few minutes.

Stir in the remaining ingredients with a good grinding of pepper, add enough water to cover, and bring to a boil.

Lower the heat, cover, and simmer for about 2 hours, or until tender.

Add a little water from time to time if necessary to prevent burning.

[Ailmand]

I don't depend on any speculations even with famous people but rather I trust and observe the movement of the market. We're not far from what we want and I'm sure that things would get better anytime soon. Bitcoin is surprising, we might just eat what we say.

[CryptoBry]

Hilarious. John McAfee used to be famous for his anti virus software before, but is primarily remembered by his private parts and outrageous claims about revealing Satoshi these days. And this guy wants to become the new president? Hilarious indeed.

He is a man who knows how to use the media to his own advantage. And I think he made good money with projects he endorsed when ICOs were the in thing. I am sure he just enjoying what he is doing and that is to be a good joker in the world of cryptocurrency. At least he is a strong and famous supporter of Bitcoin...we can count on him on that. As to the dick jokes, well those are just jokes to get the attention that he wanted. And now that he wants to run for President...though of course he can't win he can be bringing the cause of cryptocurrency to the masses.

[pawanjain]

How about slicing John's d**k to 5 equal pieces vertically and add it as a topping in a Pizza. Imagine baby corn pizza. That would be cruel and nasty though.

Predictions doesn't matter when it comes to crypto. Nobody predicted that the price would fall so low when the bear market started in 2018.
If people could make predictions so accurately then everybody would be millionaire. I am quite sure BTC won't even cross $50k by the end of 2019 (not making a prediction here).

[pushups44]

Feel free to submit recipes. I'm leaning towards John McAfee's Dick Under Glass.

John McAfee is an attention-seeker, which is weird because he is too old to be playing these games. It's good that he has a care-free attitude, though. As for his price prediction, or the one in this thread, it's possible but I take it with a grain of salt. There is still plenty of infrastructure needed to bring mainstream adoption. I definitely see BTC hitting 100K by 2021 though.

[Genemind]

John Mcafee is careless when he speaks and speculate and it would only mislead and conceive us. That's the reason why we have to get rid of this kind of people. They have nothing to do but to release statements without even worrying the impact of it on people. He's a selfish man so we should ignore him.

[Samuel4]

This is funny. Where will you even see the man to eat his dick? The truth is the more Bitcoin gains popularity, the more difficult it becomes to predict its price. John McFee is only living in past glory, and all he does is to seek relevance in the crypto space. Funny enough I don't follow his speculations for my investments

[Vishnu.Reang]

Be careful with what you wish for. 

Right now, the exchange rates are in the range of $7,900 - 8,000 per coin and you are expecting a 1250% spike in less than eight months. There are several challenges... the mainstream investors still remember the sharp correction we had after the ATH. This might discourage many from investing in Bitcoin. Another issue is the frequent exchange hacks.

[antisocial77]

lol.one question.do you believe bitcoin will be over 100k? if yes sounds like you need to eat a dick if no, you need to make up new accuse to eat his dick. my opinion dont eat anyone's dick.

[XinXan]

Feel free to submit recipes. I'm leaning towards John McAfee's Dick Under Glass.

It does seem totally possible to be honest. The 24h volume is insane and a lot of cool shit is going to happen this year, either way it's a win/win, in fact, it would be better for bitcoin to go to 99.9k so you can benefit from the price and also eat Mcafee's dick.

[rdbase]

lol.one question.do you believe bitcoin will be over 100k? if yes sounds like you need to eat a dick if no, you need to make up new accuse to eat his dick. my opinion dont eat anyone's dick.

I completely think this was a ploy by mcafee and he will not actually eat his own dick to appease the masses in the bitcoin sphere. This is just absurd to think he will castrate his entire member to own up on this bet.
He would be known as the varys of the crypto world.
"During their stay in Myr, a man offered a large sum of money for Varys, an offer his master found too tempting to refuse. The man gave Varys a potion that made him powerless to move or speak, but did nothing to dull his senses as his manhood was cut off at the stem, then burnt in a brazier in a Blood Magic ritual."
I know I am a got fanatic.

[The Cryptovator]

Personally I don't believe prediction of John Fakefee Mcafee, I think he was unconscious when he had gave prediction about bitcoin. I never follow his prediction and I believe other peoples also should ignore his prediction. I think many peoples lose fund during last prediction due to his fake and wrong prediction. So I don't think its possible bitcoin will trade above $100K end of this year.  

[Phinnaeus Gage]

This is funny. Where will you even see the man to eat his dick? The truth is the more Bitcoin gains popularity, the more difficult it becomes to predict its price. John McFee is only living in past glory, and all he does is to seek relevance in the crypto space. Funny enough I don't follow his speculations for my investments

I will sail the high seas in search of Moby John Fucking McAfee's Dick.

lol.one question.do you believe bitcoin will be over 100k? if yes sounds like you need to eat a dick if no, you need to make up new accuse to eat his dick. my opinion dont eat anyone's dick.

No accuses.

Your opinion sucks cuz I've met a many women who've eaten dick - well, at least tasted it. And don't even get me started on the likes of Kevin Spacey.

"I think I get that waiter drunk, then see how big his dick is and how it tastes."