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June 29, 2019, 03:14:18 AM
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Ya I don't really see what they are doing from other exchanges.  Every top exchange on coinmarketcap does wash trading. Hell, even Binance has their own coin which is completely pointless, they could of just operated on trading fees but they wanted that extra money from BNB.  Binance lists a lot of junk projects because they get paid.  https://coinmarketcap.com/exchanges/binance/  so many junk coins and its the top exchange.

Remember when coinbase only had btc, eth, and ltc.  All these exchanges are accepting everything these days.  Guess they have to make money like everyone else.

You can say something bad about every single exchange.   And those binance trading competitions encourage pump and dumps.

Since Binance is the #1 exchange by volume:
https://coinjazeera.news/binance-chain-czs-final-scam/

As quoted above I posted about the #1 exchange by daily volume which is Binance.I can find something scammy about every single exchange.  We have to trade somewhere, all these exchanges have to make money and when money is involved shady things will happen, that is just business.  I have never had an issue using Yobit and withdraws have always been fast. 
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June 29, 2019, 04:05:13 PM
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As quoted above I posted about the #1 exchange by daily volume which is Binance.I can find something scammy about every single exchange.  We have to trade somewhere, all these exchanges have to make money and when money is involved shady things will happen, that is just business.  I have never had an issue using Yobit and withdraws have always been fast.  
Did you even read the article?

I find it hard to take seriously with quotes like these;

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“This is my last chance to make a boatload of cash before regulators finally crack down and turn Binance into another REKT exchange like Coinbase,” Mr. CZ told our reporters while wearing what he called “Bermuda Shorts,” tight underwear that the British Army somehow convinced the Bank of Bermuda to adopt as their dress code.

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When questioned about his IEO strategy, CZ told Coin Jazeera “I regret nothing. Changing the ICO “C” to an “E” was revolutionary because it enabled me to fool idiot investors and get shitcoin gamblers excited again.” He continued, “But this is only the first piece of my master plan before I retire to become a mentor to the children like my uncle Jack Ma.”

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We interviewed former somebody Vitalik Buterin from Bangkok, and asked him his thoughts on Binance Chain. “If a project wants to list their token on Binance and do an IEO, CZ requires them to make a generous “donation” to his charity as well as create their token on Binance Chain instead of Ethereum. They are forcing tokens with liquidity of less than $1 Million to switch from Ethereum to Binance Chain or else they will be delisted. Binance Chain is where shitcoins go to pump and dump one last time before they die. If he wants the scams, he can have them. Now if you’ll excuse me I’ve recently discovered sex and I’d like to get back to that.”

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We couldn’t help but notice a similarity in CZ’s strategy to another familiar coin: Polkadot. When pressed, he reassured the public that he was not creating an Ethereum competitor. However, when our reporters went to the bathroom to take a dump after eating some bad Chinese food that the Binance office catered for reporters, we overheard CZ speaking with Justin Sun while urinating. We also thought it was weird that there were six open urinals but they took the ones right next to each other.

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“These Gweilos don’t realize Binance Chain is my Trojan Horse to conquer Ethereum. We used a forked version of Tendermint that removed smart contracts to calm the community. What they don’t realize is that my evil plan is to add smart contracts back in the future after we force enough tokens to migrate. When this happens I will recreate 2017 all over again, but this time I will make ALL the money! Get ready for the Changpang Gangbang,” he laughed as he walked out of the restroom without washing his hands.


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Before we left the Binance offices our Coin Jazeera reporters confronted CZ with this shocking revelation.

Yes, you caught me.” he sighed. “My final plan is indeed this. We first had the ICO, then we had the IEO, and finally we will have the CZO, The Changpang Zhao Offering. My plan is to centralize the blockchain industry around myself, and then the world. Malta will turn into the most powerful nation in the universe.” When we asked why, why would he take advantage of humanity like this, he responded, “Because for years in my youth I was the fry bitch at McDonald’s. I told them that one day I would run a magical fantasy coin laundering service for the whole world but they didn’t believe me. They told me to focus on the potatoes. Now everything looks like a potato. And potatoes need to be scrubbed. Who’s McCuckin’ it now, bitch?”

We left the offices shocked and confused. We immediately went to the SEC to try and stop him from taking over the world but they only fined him $250,000 and asked him politely to stop. There was nothing else we could do.

Sorry, but did you actually just try to use this article to justify why yobit isn't so bad afterall? Seriously?

My god i am dying of laughter, and quite unsure what to think of this article..


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June 29, 2019, 04:21:32 PM
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Guess you don't pick up the comedic angle of the article.  It is rooted in truth that is what makes it sad and funny at the same time.
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June 29, 2019, 07:50:55 PM
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Guess you don't pick up the comedic angle of the article.  It is rooted in truth that is what makes it sad and funny at the same time.
I guess i just expected a stronger refutation from yobit's supporters of the first hour.
Something with facts and all that you know. But as you see i've somewhat come to expect fairytale stories from yobit supporters.

But hey, whatever floats your boat. So long you convince yourself that you're just promoting yet another exchange, what's the big deal? you do you.





you know shit's bad when you need satirical articles to prove to yourself that other exchanges are just as bad  Roll Eyes.

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