So here i am, going to spew out some Theory..
I respect your theory how ever I strongly believe that Satoshi Nakamoto made it for us to have a financial freedom,
And most of the idea or lay outs of Bitcoin are from the past digital currencies that have failed,
Satoshi takes the idea and make some improvements to make Bitcoin works .
And there was also a theory that Satoshi could have been a victim of the financial of the 2008 financial crisis that lose it all.
So Satoshi made the crypto that we could be free from the banks and other financial parties and be decentralized.