Need your help - Neanderthal Restitution Fund

[JoeCool7!]

My DNA test says I'm 96% more Neanderthal than anyone who has ever taken the test. I am more Neanderthal than Elizabeth Warren is American Indian.

Us Neanderthals need restitution! You Homo-Sapiens owe us Big Time! Yes, slavery was bad for African Americans, but my people were hunted to extinction. Every race of Homo-Sapien owes us restitution.

That is why I am starting the Neanderthal Restitution Fund. Please share and help spread the word.

http://www.joecrouch.com/NRF.jpg

[TECSHARE]

Dude you def look like the cave man guy from the Geico commercials, only with less hair.

[TheCoinGrabber]

Hmmp! I had no idea you filthy Neanderthals have also started to flock into this forum. What, you gonna spam us with your pity threads asking for restitution? We never paid H. floriensis or H. denisova a single dime where I live, why should we pay you?

Also, you hunted down several European megafauna into extinction. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Better pay up so we can have them revived from DNA samples.