Typical Spammerisms

[actmyname]

Peer beyond the price
The bitcoin brings us blockchain
Unpredictable
New token airdrop
Good project sir, confirm me
But sir when exchange?
Okay yes I'm banned
But I didn't plagiarise
That was old owner
Why red trust me sir?
You ruin my whole life sir
Unemployment now
May or may not be
Who can really say for sure
I'm just writing words
Already said this?
Doesn't matter didn't read
One more nickel earned
Just read the title
Make a generic reply
Don't warn on new posts
Bitcoin N dollars
But the price is volatile
It might rise or fall
Gambling site is good
I like the design and games
But maybe more coins?
Have a vouch copy?
I'm trustworthy hero rank
Thanks for the free stuff
No collateral?
At least 120%
(Reply number 12)
You have goods for sale?
Don't want but tell me details
Thanks for the free post
Look it's an auction
Bid on the item early
One more risk-free post
It's twenty pages
Time to jump to page twenty
Quote with agreement
Random derailment
Ad-hominem attacking
Unprovoked anger
Report unnecessary, contrived, vague, and general posts.
Most threads should last no longer than 3 pages. Lock them after they cease to be of use.

Rule of thumb is that if a thread exceeds 1 page, the topic is either very complex/interactive...
or it's being dragged-along through regurgitated replies or a separate discussion which is better-suited to another thread (or a few).

[Lafu]

Will add a few of them to my thread here https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=4911723.0 as i already have there a few exemples !

Its just on my Local Board but its for the whole forum !

I already have seen the most and report them anyway , thanks for the reminder on that !

[Steamtyme]

Good project great team.Can't wait for SPSM (spammerisms) coin to lanch.Watching theese.

These make up the majority of my reports. Went hard in the Bitcoin Discussion Spa threads for a while. It was looking good, might be time for another couple rounds.

[suchmoon]

Spa threads [...] It was looking good, might be time for another couple rounds.

Great project. Couple spa rounds is always good.

[Steamtyme]

Great project. Couple spa rounds is always good.

Reads so good I don't even want to edit it. 
Though a few rounds at this spa is more like a hot tub with 10 guys, no chemical and something that feels like water... maybe.

[xolxol]

People like you guys wont understand the struggle of those who arent native speaker like me,english was never the basis of your knowledge and ability.Dont give me the crap that this is english forum,try to join to spanish forum and try to communicate.Racist twats like you will only see one thing ,we are the primary race because we are using the english language   and those who cant speak our language are rubbish clowns.

using "sir" is sign o a respect to asian countries,a homeless guy can be called as sir as well fags, so if you are being called "sir" appreciate it not mock the people whom using that word,it only means you are respected.

[actmyname]

People like you guys wont understand the struggle of those who arent native speaker like me,english was never the basis of your knowledge and ability.Dont give me the crap that this is english forum,try to join to spanish forum and try to communicate.Racist twats like you will only see one thing ,we are the primary race because we are using the english language  and those who cant speak our language are rubbish clowns.

Why are you bringing race into this?

[Coyster]

so if you are being called "sir" appreciate it not mock the people whom using that word,it only means you are respected.

The only thing the forum appreciates is quality contribution/discussion/threads/replies.

[Csmiami]

People like you guys wont understand the struggle of those who arent native speaker like me,english was never the basis of your knowledge and ability.Dont give me the crap that this is english forum,try to join to spanish forum and try to communicate.

When have we not welcomed someone to the Spanish board?

Edit: I've been through your posts, and there are 0 made at spanish board; so how on earth is that relevant to anything? Most of your posts are on Meta/Reputation and you got involved in DT drama.

[Pmalek]

@xolxol This has nothing to do with someone not being able to speak English or not. This is about people typing some random words creating a sentence-like structure that has no meaning or the usual low quality spam.

Tell me what is the meaning behind this reply in the OP?

You have goods for sale?
Don't want but tell me details
Thanks for the free post

He is asking if there are goods for sale, he is not interested in buying any but he wants more information about the goods he is not interested in buying.
And he ends his brilliant post with a thank you note to the OP for giving him an opportunity to increase his post count by +1.

This is spam in English, Spanish or any other language and has nothing to do with language skills.

[o_e_l_e_o]

It's really annoying me that some of these aren't haikus. Fix please.

Have vouch copy?

Have a vouch copy?
Give me vouch copy?

(Reply number 11)

Reply number 10
Reply number 12

Ad-hominem attacks

And ad-hominem attacks
More ad-hominem attacks
With ad-hominem attacks

[The Sceptical Chymist]

Bravo, actmyname.  You could have written a good-sized book about all the things shitposters say instead of that poem thing--but it was funny to read.

On no other board have I seen such garbage, and I assume that if signature campaigns ever become extinct, this forum will revert to something out of 2009-2011.  You know, a normal discussion forum.  Until then, I'll continue to use the ignore button and keep certain sections blocked so I don't even have to see the thread titles.  Sometimes those alone make me pull my hair out.

[Welsh]

 Back when the forum was at its height, and I was reporting thousands of posts every other day, this really started to take its toll on your mind. Seeing the same garbage over, and over I honestly thought I might be losing it a little. Luckily for us the spam isn't quite as bad as back then, although still a nuisance.

[eternalgloom]

Bravo, actmyname.  You could have written a good-sized book about all the things shitposters say instead of that poem thing--but it was funny to read.

That actually wouldn't be a bad idea you know, I'd love to see someone publish a book with the most notable Bitcointalk shit-posts in poem format.

Most threads should last no longer than 3 pages. Lock them after they cease to be of use.

Rule of thumb is that if a thread exceeds 1 page, the topic is either very complex/interactive...
or it's being dragged-along through regurgitated replies or a separate discussion which is better-suited to another thread (or a few).

Agreed, the only threads I can think of that warrant having more than 3 pages, are high-quality overview threads or announcement threads (to keep discussion about that particular coin up-to-date in a single thread).
Though in those types of threads, useless replies should be removed. That's why I'm not against ANN threads being self-moderated (this also came up in a different META thread).

[Joel_Jantsen]

Back when the forum was at its height, and I was reporting thousands of posts every other day,

Really? Just curious what your total report stats are like.. Reporting thousands of posts every other day must be very time-consuming.

Seeing the same garbage over, and over I honestly thought I might be losing it a little. Luckily for us the spam isn't quite as bad as back then, although still a nuisance.

Admins should start locking threads which don't serve any purpose. They can start with the gambling section so the topic created with the title "What is your favorite gambling site" in 2013 can stop spammers from posting.

[philipma1957]

Peer beyond the price
The bitcoin brings us blockchain
Unpredictable
New token airdrop
Good project sir, confirm me
But sir when exchange?
Okay yes I'm banned
But I didn't plagiarise
That was old owner
Why red trust me sir?
You ruin my whole life sir
Unemployment now
May or may not be
Who can really say for sure
I'm just writing words
Already said this?
Doesn't matter didn't read
One more nickel earned
Just read the title
Make a generic reply
Don't warn on new posts
Bitcoin N dollars
But the price is volatile
It might rise or fall
Gambling site is good
I like the design and games
But maybe more coins?
Have a vouch copy?
I'm trustworthy hero rank
Thanks for the free stuff
No collateral?
At least 120%
(Reply number 12)
You have goods for sale?
Don't want but tell me details
Thanks for the free post


Look it's an auction
Bid on the item early
One more risk-free post

   this is brilliant  but all admin needs to do make all auction bids drop post count by 1 instead of adding 1 to post count



It's twenty pages
Time to jump to page twenty
Quote with agreement
Random derailment
Ad-hominem attacking
Unprovoked anger
Report unnecessary, contrived, vague, and general posts.
Most threads should last no longer than 3 pages. Lock them after they cease to be of use.

Rule of thumb is that if a thread exceeds 1 page, the topic is either very complex/interactive...
or it's being dragged-along through regurgitated replies or a separate discussion which is better-suited to another thread (or a few).

[Lafu]

Back when the forum was at its height, and I was reporting thousands of posts every other day,

Really? Just curious what your total report stats are like.. Reporting thousands of posts every other day must be very time-consuming.

Here you have it !

I can officially announce my retirement @ 39899 reports. I didn't even make it to 40k.

[Lafu]

I still can't tell if he already retired but he's still active here from time to time, I guess not.

Those number are totally insane seems a good motivation for those who wants to help even nothing will get back. This post of him motivated me as well and currently I'm under 98% of his total reported post but still as it says there "one accurate report is worth many inaccurate reports."

I guess he self admited in some kind of post that he edited his report counts with some editor ! Dont know exactly where the post is or was but can be in the Reporter Badges Thread !

[nakamura12]

Admins should start locking threads which don't serve any purpose. They can start with the gambling section so the topic created with the title "What is your favorite gambling site" in 2013 can stop spammers from posting.

I think there is a new thread with the same question "What is your favorite gambling site?". In my opinion it is clearly their scheme to be able to increase their post count by creating a thread until the thread will have more pages used for every person who reply in the thread when answering. I don't disagree locking threads that it's not helpful anymore or doesn't have purpose anymore.

[libert19]

Hilarious. I myself have been guilty of doing couple of those things. Sorry bro but I gotta make posts.