[POLL] The Official Troll Poll - voting ends 8/21!

[sirazimuth]

I won't go digging years back, just mentioning current ones:

notbatman the nazi flat-earther
r0ach/realr0ach the nazi (seems like a pattern) metalist
cryptohunter the undead legend, could be a nazi too

I wouldn't call BADecker a troll. Despite being a lunatic he doesn't seem to be aiming to anger or provoke other users. There are some better candidates in P&S but on the other hand I'm fully aware how those topics make people say stupid things IRL, so I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they're just opinionated idiots, not trolls. Perhaps "involuntary trolls".

rebal15 1.5
alevlaslo 1.5
JorgeStolfi 1
digaran 1
King Scorpio 1
notbatman 1
Quickseller 1
Anonymint 1
B1tUnl0ck3r 1
Phinnaeus Gage 1

Well just to be sure batty gets nominated, here's my vote.
Because you know, any troll who can sustain a completely nonsensical, ridiculous thread for 4 plus years, well, he takes the cake. (thread started on April Fools day which obviously is no coincidence and is sadly, one of the longest running threads on bitcointalk, so yeah, the general public who stumble on it just got their suspicions confirmed that bitcoiners are all lunatics)

...And as an added note, that pious delusional, anti-vaxxer, evolution denying idiot, BADecker, gets honorable mention....

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[Cryptotourist]

Well just to be sure batty gets nominated, here's my vote.
Because you know, any troll who can sustain a completely nonsensical, ridiculous thread for 4 plus years, well, he takes the cake. (thread started on April Fools day which obviously is no coincidence and is sadly, one of the longest running threads on bitcointalk, so yeah, the general public who stumble on it just got their suspicions confirmed that bitcoiners are all lunatics)

Thnx.
I'll be watching. Sometimes I'm in need of a mood fix.

[BitcoinEXpress]

I nominate Spoetnik and BitcoinEXpress even though he deleted many of his posts. They haven't posted since 2018 so I don't think they are going to feel validated.

Do you really want me to come out of retirement?


~BCX~

 

[Cryptotourist]

^. 2011 account - yeah - please do.

[BitcoinEXpress]

^. 2011 account - yeah - please do.

You have no idea what it is you are asking for.


~BCX~

[Cryptotourist]

Oh come on, I'm drooling now.
Unleash the beast.

[nutildah]

I nominate Spoetnik and BitcoinEXpress even though he deleted many of his posts. They haven't posted since 2018 so I don't think they are going to feel validated.

Ah good, I was wondering if anybody remembered Spoetnik. Definitely a Class A troll. I don't remember BitcoinEXpress being much of a troll, however he did make a couple coins crap their pants wondering if their chain was about to be split thanks to one of his infamous hashpower attacks...

Do you really want me to come out of retirement?

~BCX~

 

Hey man, nice to see you. What you been up to these days?

Nominee list updated...

[BitcoinEXpress]

I nominate Spoetnik and BitcoinEXpress even though he deleted many of his posts. They haven't posted since 2018 so I don't think they are going to feel validated.

Ah good, I was wondering if anybody remembered Spoetnik. Definitely a Class A troll. I don't remember BitcoinEXpress being much of a troll, however he did make a couple coins crap their pants wondering if their chain was about to be split thanks to one of his infamous hashpower attacks...

Do you really want me to come out of retirement?

~BCX~

 

Hey man, nice to see you. What you been up to these days?

Nominee list updated...

Being labeled a troll is kinda a mystery to me too LOL

I also nominate Spoetnik


~BCX~

[nutildah]

I also nominate Spoetnik


~BCX~

... And with BCX coming out of retirement to make a nomination, that puts Spoetnik on the list with 2 nominations. We're up to a total of 10 now, that's pretty solid. Just about everyone who should be on there I can think of has 2 or more nominations now, with the exception of Anonymint, perhaps. There's a bunch of lesser trolls who are decent at it but likely not to be #1.

Piston Honda comes to mind, along with some of the BCH-cum-BSV warrior fanbois, hv_, alevlaslo and ðºÞæ.

Among the more serious trolls are Khaos77, who hates bitcoin with a passion, and franky1, who beats on bitcoin so much only because he loves it...

Then you have the Meta and Reputation sockpuppet trolls which aren't even worth mentioning but they know who they are...

[Jet Cash]

What is it that trolls truly want? Attention. And you're giving it to them.

Well at least the thread provides a bit of entertainment. It also provides some guidelines as to who we can put on ignore.

[Astargath]

I nominate notbatman and badecker

[Cryptotourist]

Can I replace one of my votes for notbatman too?

Instead of r0ach (default nominee) > notbatman.
Thank you. He is a fucking gem.

[nutildah]

Can I replace one of my votes for notbatman too?

Instead of r0ach (default nominee) > notbatman.
Thank you. He is a fucking gem.

Yeah they're both extremely trollish trolls. They are also both nominees already, so you're good.

[TECSHARE]

My first vote is for TECSHARE!

I don't think he's a troll, just aggressive and opinionated. 

Absolutely. I prefer to have an actual debate if my opponent is capable, but often they are not and resort to all kinds of illogical semantic games and personal attacks. At this point, yes I will absolutely troll them for my own amusement as well as to demonstrate their motivation of arguing from a position of lack of emotional control rather than logic. If you come at me with anything other than solid logic, one way or another I get my pound of flesh. Notice all of the people who are most adamant about me being a troll also very strongly disagree with my views in Politics & Society. I wonder why that is! Could it be all the people least capable of an actual debate? All of your nominations do give me a warm fuzzy feeling inside though knowing I truly did get inside your heads, so thank you for that.

[nutildah]

Whoops, this is the kind of behavior Sir Edmund Hilari was warning us about... Still, I'm a bit surprised it took 4 pages before a bona fide troll actually showed up to comment.

[suchmoon]

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As this post shows you're not really much of a troll, just an irritating off-topic spammer. Nominate someone.

[TECSHARE]

Whoops, this is the kind of behavior Sir Edmund Hilari was warning us about... Still, I'm a bit surprised it took 4 pages before a bona fide troll actually showed up to comment.

Is this the part where you desperately try to sound smart by misspelling the name of some guy you want to reference without an actual specific reference like everyone should be familiar with everything he wrote?

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As this post shows you're not really much of a troll, just an irritating off-topic spammer. Nominate someone.

Apparently you have problems with reading comprehension. My first motivation is not trolling. Anyways if you insist, I nominate myself.

[nutildah]

You're already on the list of Confirmed Nominees, congratulations.

Confirmed nominees (2 nomination votes or more):

BADecker
game-protect
jonoiv
notbatman
NotLambchop
RawDog
realr0ach
Spoetnik
TECSHARE
The-One-Above-All / cryptohunter

[bkbirge]

Undoubtedly has to be
1. notbatman
2. realr0ach

And whatever their alts are.

[sirazimuth]

Well it's nice to see 5 twats trolls (among others) who I find most annoying on these boards are all nominated.
So I guess it's not just me....