The All Great Grand Church of Bitcoinism + Altcoinism

[acs267]

Welcome sons and daughters of the all great Satoshi Nakamoto. We're all part of him, but he's a metaphor. I just have a few rules before you step onto the spiritual side of Bitcoinism or Altcoinism in general.

1. Everything is serious my fellow brothers and sisters. We're related not by surname, or DNA. We're related by genetics only.

2. Science is everything, my brother.

3. We accept racism, sexism, and any thing that could make you want to RPG your bags.

4. Every statement is welcomed.

5. There's no such thing as ignorance. Only the truth.

6. To become a ranked citizen in this church, please P.M me. I am the great Pastor of this church.

7. Praise the lord, everybody.

8. Everybody needs to get baptized by the proper authorities (me) to become saved in this great church of Bitcoinism and Altcoinism.

This is a virtual church. We can perfectly praise the lord oh so heavenly. Please reply on how divine you are, or risk becoming un righteous.

Ranks:

Pope - Crocko
Treasurers - Mprep & MPFSKU
Pastor - (God dammit! He cheated!) Vod.

[zeeshanblc]

 Would you ask 10 percent of my bitcoin wealth?

[Vod]

I am hereby promoting myself to Great Pastor.

Hmmmm, there can be only one leader...

Now people have to choose which great pastor to follow. 

[acs267]

Would you ask 10 percent of my bitcoin wealth?

No, brother Zeeshanblc. We request only your time as a fee. Satoshi requests your Bitcoins, brother.

I am hereby promoting myself to Great Pastor.

Hmmmm, there can be only one leader...

Now people have to choose which great pastor to follow. 

Yes brother Vod. We shall have a poll to see who is the best pastor.

I feel the greatness of Satoshi inking through my soul for earning followers.

[duhosnyul]

How to join your cult?

[MP5KU]

Can I be the treasurer for satoshi?

I would not spend it on hookers and beer for our brothers.

[mprep]

Can I be the treasurer for satoshi?

I would not spend it on hookers and beer for our brothers.

I'd liketo apply for such position as well. If I were to devote my time for Satoshi, I would still need some BTC to survive.

[crocko]

I am hereby promoting myself POPE !  
Now, let the coins from your wallets come to me !

[acs267]

How to join your cult?

Fellow brother of Satoshi, this isn't a cult.

Can I be the treasurer for satoshi?

I would not spend it on hookers and beer for our brothers.

I'd liketo apply for such position as well. If I were to devote my time for Satoshi, I would still need some BTC to survive.

Both of you! This is not how the church acts!

We say it's a fee of Satoshi, and then spend it on expensive liquor and hookers.

I am hereby promoting myself POPE !   
Now, let the coins from your wallets come to me !

Welcome everybody, Pope Crocko of Crocko.