Didn't you saw Satochip already released and offered very interesting limited edition cards with Bitcointalk and The Times Newspaper designs?
I saw that yes. I mean it would be cool if I could upload an image and get my own personalized Satochip Hardware Wallet (as long as the image is legal, of course)
Edit:
I was confused about your product descriptions at first.
Satochip is the spending card
Satodime is the (cold storage) hodl card
Satokeeper is the seed phrase store