URGENT need loan of any amount up to 0.1569 BTC or equiv ETH

[BigCARL]

BTC0ANY AMOUNT UP TO 4OO CAD WORTH WILL BE TRIPLED BTC needed immediately. Reasons and safety measures will be given.
The more the better but I'm new so I'll take what I can get. Any amount betwden200cad and 500 cad will be tripled.
Double back Oct 31st then third final payment Nov 28t

Hello Ive been lurking awhile and am out of absolute desperation seeking a loan.
I realize this is my first post and it may seem sketchy but I can offer both my word and my personal information or whatever is required. Work contacts, locations, live skype with my ID. Other personal info - paystubs etc.

I work in IT and recently was put on long term disability. However it was months before I got paid.
My girlfriend and I broke up and I wound up homeless for awhile.
She works in a warehouse and has been struggling to get by.
We recently got back together and have had to leverage shitty payday vendors to keep up with the debt we both incurred
Whilst me being unpaid and her trying to afford the apt herself. Plus feed out cats pay bills.
Usuay I do the majority of this but I was unable due to incompetence at the level of my insurance provider.

We got into major debt. And we've been in a revolving cycle since.
We have managed to pay our loans down. So in that respect we are good but we are unable to make it
To my next paycheque which isn't until the 31st.
We spent our last money on food and our power will be shut off todaym
This means the fridge which means the food.

I've been through every. Single. Fucking. Loan site online and have been denied by 99 percent due to the currentb
State of my bank.

I'm extremely distraught and have no family who can borrow me. I go into the hospital for a week on Tuesday.

We need to borrow this money for food bills and getting on our feet.
We sl literally end up homeless if I cant come up with a way.

Then I researched btc loans and found the platforms like btcpop etc.
Now I am  into networking and have my GSEC cert but haven't really thought about bitcoin.
Interested now! So that's my story. I truly am being very sincere when I say I'm a good guy and I'll pay it back.

Ii get 2757 on October 31st and can pay as mentioned sbove

I am not great at math but I am willing to pay triple.

We can do two terms as well and id be willing to pay even more.

The proof I can provide is the following
Skype or video chat with my ID shoeing
Employment info.. Supervisor number work address etc
Copy of my ID
Home address
3 contacts who are directly related to me.

If you need anything else just ask. I urgently need these funds so please let me know if you have any whestions
Suggestions or concerns and if one of you kind hearted individuals can assist I would be forever greatful.
Crypto now after researching tonight.

Please get back to me via PM or Email or this thread as jmm be checking it often today.

You guys seem pretty cool and I'm interested in this whole crypto thing now

Cheers people sorry for the essay.


 

[SM23031997]

No one is interested in your story as you made this account only to post a loan request. People often come and tell their story but end up with nothing in hand.
If you don't have valid collateral for your loan request then you will not find any lender here.

[iamsheikhadil]

Your story doesn't make sense at all!

You will show your IDs and contacts as verification. Yet you said you have no contacts to call for asking of funds.

You will get $2500 on October 31st from your job and will pay the loan of 0.15 btc (with 50% interest?!).

If you get the funds on October 31st (which is only like 15 days) why are you requiring such a huge loan? 0.15 btc is like $1000. For 15 days? Wow. If there's really you will get such funds, you can easily get a short loan from your boss or superviser himself!

Even for legendary rank members, getting a loan of $500 is so hard unless collateral is offered!

[sujonali1819]

BTC
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If you need anything else just ask. I urgently need these funds so please let me know if you have any whestions
Suggestions or concerns and if one of you kind hearted individuals can assist I would be forever greatful.
Crypto now after researching tonight.

No matter how big the people here, they will not ask you anything, only one thing they will ask is whether it has enough collateral or not because you are a newbie here.

One question you have is how do you know that people here make loans? If a person is really a newbie then he can't say well here. Can't figure out where to post. But did you open an account today and apply for a loan today?

[BigCARL]

Yeah I kinda thought the same.
I know it's not  collateral but as a safety I offered all Verifiable contact information.

Pay stubs. Disability notes.
Verifiable work contacts
Home address
ID
Referenfes
I am willing to get a document notarized with exact details so could be sued.

Basically trying to give as much verification and trackability as possible as I'm an honest dude.

I make 2757 a month on disability and I requested a range. I can pay back either in one shot or two depending on the amount
I'd even take less at this point.
We are extremely far behind and we have absolutely nowhere to turn. I wouldn't have stayed up all night if it wasn't important to me.
As for your questions of my reasonings - my job will not help. No advances and no talking about money or salary to employees.
Also willing to pay basically whatever I have to even if it's double or more of the principal. Which again at this point is whatdver
I can get. If I had collateral I would use one of the p2p sites but unfortunately I don't.
Side note sorta true. However I'm quite interested in this after spending the whole night reading up I on it and am considering getting into i5m when I get back too work.

I get your concern though my dudes and didn't mean to over step.
Honestly 200 cad worth and id pay 600 cad back.

Im  not trying to piss anyone off I. Just desperate and new.


Cheers

[iamsheikhadil]

Well, you are offering too high a interest that will make any lenders to say you are to scam. 200 cad and you will return 600?! I don't want to sound harsh but if you make 2500 dollars a month, how do you not have any stuff bought which can act as a physical collateral? It can serve as collateral from lenders from your physical location or even some lenders on bitcointalk who accept physical collaterals.

Your IDs and address aren't valid collateral to the lenders here, specially with a three to four figure amount.

[BigCARL]

It's not a scam its incentive. Sometimes when you want people to do something that's risky you gotta make it worth their while.
I'd and shit proves who I say I am.
a contract notarized binds me to it


No pay - sue. Or come to my house! Call my boss.
I'd even be willing to draft a Pad document so you could debit my account.

You guys seem to like picking apart what I'm saying but if you actually read it it makes sense.


This is ablut the same if not more info than I would give to a Bank
..


Cheers

[suchmoon]

Honestly 200 cad worth and id pay 600 cad back.

LOL, down to $200 - whatever you can manage to scam, right?

If you can get the $2700 in two weeks then the only thing that makes sense is to stop borrowing until then.

[BigCARL]

Dude I have no power and I'm late on rent
It's down to 200 to 400 triple payback
because it's lower risk higher reward for  who ever tries to help me.

I'm not a scammer.  I probably make more on disability than most of y'all do if you work OT all month.

I kindly appreciate the points in the right direction as to account age and what I'm asking for so I lowered it


However you could stop being a fucking cunt and contribute something fucking positive

You ever had hard times mother fucker

I'm fucking trying here cunt

[suchmoon]

Dude I have no power and I'm late on rent
[...]
I'm not a scammer.  I probably make more on disability than most of y'all do if you work OT all month.

Yeah, you're a scammer, you can't even keep your lies straight.

However you could stop being a fucking cunt and contribute something fucking positive

You ever had hard times mother fucker

I'm fucking trying here cunt

I've had hard times. I never thought of scamming or even taking a 2-week 200% interest loan, that's just stupid. This is my positive contribution to this thread. Stop scamming.

[SM23031997]

I will help you if you meet me in person with your earning proof and keep your documents as collateral.
Where are you from btw?

[BigCARL]

Dude I have no power and I'm late on rent
[...]
I'm not a scammer.  I probably make more on disability than most of y'all do if you work OT all month.

Yeah, you're a scammer, you can't even keep your lies straight.

Youre an idiot read what I wrote cunt. I'm not a scammer you just like to feel big on the internet. Yet fuckin mommy's basement incel kneck beard

However you could stop being a fucking cunt and contribute something fucking positive

You ever had hard times mother fucker

I'm fucking trying here cunt

I've had hard times. I never thought of scamming or even taking a 2-week 200% interest loan, that's just stupid. This is my positive contribution to this thread. Stop scamming.

Not scamming. You can't prove anything all you're doing is trying to ruin the only fucking shot I had at taking a loan dick tree.

 Kill yourself

[posi]

Dude I have no power and I'm late on rent
[...]
I'm not a scammer.  I probably make more on disability than most of y'all do if you work OT all month.

Yeah, you're a scammer, you can't even keep your lies straight.

Just leave the OP alone and don't waste your precious time on him cause people like him won't admit they scammer until all secret is uncovered. Mind you, he has get respond from people like him which is willing to give him what you request through telegram.

[jbdee]

Post your IDs here, if it's your last shot, you won't mind to do it right?
If you still have your two kidneys you can sell one, and your imaginary gf can do this too, as you are going to the hospital Tuesday, you can ask there.

[akamit]

I don't even read the OP when I saw a history been written by a newbie asking for a handsome loan amount. The time OP has given to write this shit, he could have tried to look for a job online at least or maybe his local medium where jobs are listed. Money doesn't come so easily OP, peoples work hard for it and that's what the lenders do as well. Find a better way!

[suchmoon]

Not scamming. You can't prove anything all you're doing is trying to ruin the only fucking shot I had at taking a loan dick tree.

You never had a shot to get a loan there. This forum has seen every sob story. And there is nothing I need to prove. Your story is total nonsense, you crammed too much fantasy into it and you kept adding ridiculous details while lowering the amount.

Someone who gets $2700 in two weeks and has experienced homelessness and payday lenders can definitely find a better way to get through this than pay 200% in interest.

Kill yourself

I'll take that under advisement.

[Zicadis]

We need to borrow this money for food bills and getting on our feet.
We sl literally end up homeless if I cant come up with a way.

So after reading all that, you basically don't have a way to ensure you will repay.

People's words/honor means nothing when they are fighting for survival, most people know that by now. Trusting the words of someone who will say anything to survive is like trusting a bear won't eat you if locked in a room with you for a week.

Pretty sure a lender will take your GFs verified nudes as collateral. If you default = spread all over the internet. This might be about the only way to actually gain leverage on someone with nothing to lose.

[jonsi]

...
You guys seem to like picking apart what I'm saying but if you actually read it it makes sense.
...

No, it doesn't.

...
I'm not a scammer.  I probably make more on disability than most of y'all do if you work OT all month.
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Then please, do lend us some money...

[ThatRandom8543]

Im pretty sure everyone here has had their share of hard times, but what youre offering is of no use to us. We cant use the info if you default (which is very likely due to the amount of other debt you claim you have). You have no collateral to offer and if you really are in need of money, you wouldnt be here as a last resort asking for a loan. You could sell your computer, phone, and other items you have or even pawn it until you get paid. There are companies out there that would give you money until you get paid (though they would need verified documentations). Here, we dont care about your verification, your contacts, etc. All of that can be counterfeit (which isnt hard to do in this era). If you have valid collateral that is 120% of what youre asking, then you can get a loan. If not, no one will lend you a sat and the way you are talking here after you been denied and pretty much called out for some of the things that dont made sense at all only adds to reasons not to lend you anything.