So basically, you're able to provide that lovely wash trading + fake volumes that people so do like.
Why not just go find an exchange that rewards you for that? Those... tokens you mine with trading. Wash trade your own token, "mine" those tokens and make loads of money. Then, come back here and show proof of how you did that. Nothing quite sell your product than proof that it works.
You're welcome!
Cool idea! Just the issue to get listed with own coin on such exchange and have some capital to wash trade! I am sure this can play the game