TMAN's lending service....

[TMAN]

This is not to compete with the traditional trusted lenders in this sub.. Darkstar/Condoras/Omega - all the cool kids who have done this for years. So if you have collateral that is accepted - please use another lender
If you are trusted and qualify for a no collateral loan - please use another Lender.

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My rates are painful, my terms will make your mother disappointed in you, think of me as the payday loans of Bitcointalk.
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High risk, High reward, so if you do not like this - fuck off...

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I may accept SOME ICO/IEO tokens as collateral
I may accept sob stories about your mum/dad/sister/aunt being ill
I may ask you to do stupid things to qualify for the loan
I may ask you to do things to entertain me to qualify for a loan
I will not guarantee to loan to anyone.
I may tell you just to fuck off on principle.
This may turn into nothing but its Thursday and I am bored.

Terms will change based on user request - please use the standard format whilst requesting a loan.

[LoyceV]

I'm not sure if I should post a GIF eating popcorn, or ask for a loan to buy some to stay on topic, but I'm just here for the entertainment value I expect from this thread

[TMAN]

I'm not sure if I should post a GIF eating popcorn, or ask for a loan to buy some to stay on topic, but I'm just here for the entertainment value I expect from this thread

you don't qualify - you can get a loan off anyone.. although for entertainment purposes you are expected to be here and ask the pertinent questions when I am not online! I hereby officially appoint LoyceV my unofficial vice precedent of due diligence

[ChemicalSpillage]

good project sir, how to applying?

[TMAN]

good project sir, how to applying?

how much do you wish to borrow?
what do you have to offer?
what terms do you want?
if you have a sister, please rate her on a scale of 1-10!

[ChemicalSpillage]

good project sir, how to applying?

how much do you wish to borrow?
what do you have to offer?
what terms do you want?
if you have a sister, please rate her on a scale of 1-10!

i offer boundless shitcoins tokens vast as the eye can see, decimal places far beyond what we were supposed to use.

for such a monumental accomplishment that only 98% of the forum can do is deserving of no less than 1 BTC sent directly to my sister's widowed non-existent husband's in-law because I have no female siblings.

[TMAN]

Do you accept VIVID or ABS as collateral?  

No sister though..... I do have a cat that could take her place 

Pics of cats accepted as collateral only if the cat is blind.

for such a monumental accomplishment that only 98% of the forum can do is deserving of no less than 1 BTC sent directly to my sister's widowed non-existent husband's in-law because I have no female siblings.

Pics of sister 1st please sir - then we discuss, also I need breast measurements please sir, only some lenders accept small titties - I must see large ones

[elmanchez]

in the end you created your service, ahah, good luck dude, you're funny!
I will definitely borrow from you, then I will get a collaretal

[transvestite lamb]

good project sir, how to applying?

how much do you wish to borrow?
what do you have to offer?
what terms do you want?
if you have a sister, please rate her on a scale of 1-10!

I am happy to provide escrow services for any sisters.  Sisters must score at least a 5 of 7 to be escrow eligible. 

Good luck with your new venture tman. 

[TMAN]

I am happy to provide escrow services for any sisters.  Sisters must score at least a 5 of 7 to be escrow eligible. 
Good luck with your new venture tman. 

I have information to believe that your #4 cattle is #1 prostitute in the whole of Kazakhstan is this true sir?

[elmanchez]

I was so inspired by your idea that I decided to give you a gift, see private messages.

[mocacinno]

Pics of cats accepted as collateral only if the cat is blind.

That's just cruel... I think this request will probably lead to a couple newbies adopting cats just to poke their eyes out in order to be able to loan 5 cents worth of BTC.
Why don't you change these terms to "Pics of cats accepted as collateral only if the cat is blind due to a pre-existing medical condition that was not inflicted by the person requesting the loan"

[TMAN]

Pics of cats accepted as collateral only if the cat is blind.

That's just cruel... I think this request will probably lead to a couple newbies adopting cats just to poke their eyes out in order to be able to loan 5 cents worth of BTC.
Why don't you change these terms to "Pics of cats accepted as collateral only if the cat is blind due to a pre-existing medical condition that was not inflicted by the person requesting the loan"

how about fuck off you little twatnozzle - MJ along with many others know I have 2 blind cats, you being a dickhead nobody just come in here an spout nonsense when you have no idea when what we are talking about...

so fuck off - suck a dick - fuk your mother if you want to fuk..

for anyone else - TMAN lending service best lending service - unless you are mocacinno - he has to pay 5000% interest

[dodgrad]

Loan 0.04 BTC
Interest: 125%
Term Length: 6 weeks (9 January 2020)
Repayment: 0.09 BTC
BTC Address: 32NjqiJvtL4rWF9QpLjw7SckAycD1cqg1x

[TMAN]

Loan 0.04 BTC
Interest: 125%
Term Length: 6 weeks (9 January 2020)
Repayment: 0.09 BTC
BTC Address: 32NjqiJvtL4rWF9QpLjw7SckAycD1cqg1x

you are forgetting the collat - the art and the rapist CEO IEO coins

[Coin_trader]

How much can I loan for right kidney as collateral? Slightly used but not abuse. I ain't smoker or drinker. Just chugging my milk in daily basis. Need loan badly please.

[TMAN]

How much can I loan for right kidney as collateral? Slightly used but not abuse. I ain't smoker or drinker. Just chugging my milk in daily basis. Need loan badly please.

picture of kidney please sir

outside body of course

[dodgrad]

Loan 0.04 BTC
Interest: 125%
Term Length: 6 weeks (9 January 2020)
Repayment: 0.09 BTC
BTC Address: 32NjqiJvtL4rWF9QpLjw7SckAycD1cqg1x
Collateral: 4080 4ART tokens + 32500 MYTV tokens

[TMAN]

Loan 0.04 BTC
Interest: 125%
Term Length: 6 weeks (9 January 2020)
Repayment: 0.09 BTC
BTC Address: 32NjqiJvtL4rWF9QpLjw7SckAycD1cqg1x
Collateral: 4080 4ART tokens + 32500 MYTV tokens

OK so... 4000 Farts.
40500 TV (boss who looks like he eats children )

40000 TV shits was part of the collat as agreed not 32,500 ?

once confirmed we can sort

[dodgrad]

Loan 0.04 BTC
Interest: 125%
Term Length: 6 weeks (9 January 2020)
Repayment: 0.09 BTC
BTC Address: 32NjqiJvtL4rWF9QpLjw7SckAycD1cqg1x
Collateral: 4080 4ART tokens + 32500 MYTV tokens

OK so... 4000 Farts.
40500 TV (boss who looks like he eats children )

40000 TV shits was part of the collat as agreed not 32,500 ?

once confirmed we can sort

Ok.
Collateral: 4080 4ART tokens + 40500 MYTV tokens