FLAT MARS

[Cnut237]

Apparently Mars has been battered by 635,000 meteors.
I'm not disputing that Mars is battered, but I don't understand how a meteor can do it, because a meteor has no opposable thumbs and so can't operate the deep fryer. Astronomy is perplexing.

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[BADecker]

Apparently Mars has been battered by 635,000 meteors.
I'm not disputing that Mars is battered, but I don't understand how a meteor can do it, because a meteor has no opposable thumbs and so can't operate the deep fryer. Astronomy is perplexing.

Are you stating that Mars is flat because it got battered by all those meteors?

 

[josephsonand]

This is the ultimate truth they don't want you to know. Elon Musk is a glitch in the matrix.

Haha it's the peak of the absurd

[Cnut237]

Are you stating that Mars is flat because it got battered by all those meteors?

Not completely flat, it's about 1 inch high. The outer surface is crispy, beneath this is a brown layer analagous to soil, below that a mantle that flows a bit like caramel, below that the planet has more of a nougat-like consistency.

This is the ultimate truth they don't want you to know. Elon Musk is a glitch in the matrix.

Haha it's the peak of the absurd

The absurd has no peaks, it's flat. As are Elon Musk, the matrix, glitches, and the truth.

[DireWolfM14]

I'm convinced that notbatman is actually a professional troll, being paid hundreds of thousands of dollars a year (by Nasa) to discredit Flat-Earthers.  And he's doing a marvelous job.  Nobody can convince me otherwise, regardless of any evidence to contrary, so don't bother trying to change my mind. 

[notbatman]

What ever happened to pictures or it didn't happen? Check out the night sky with a super-zoom camera like the P1000!

Mars is a close small light source in the sky, if you think a rock is reflecting light back at you over 400 million miles then you were brainwashed by pedophiles as a child!

NASA is propaganda agency and outer space is fake and gay!

[Cnut237]

outer space is [...] gay!

Pictures or it didn't happen. Preferably in a new thread tagged as NSFW.

I'm convinced that notbatman is actually a professional troll, being paid hundreds of thousands of dollars a year (by Nasa) to discredit Flat-Earthers.  And he's doing a marvelous job.  Nobody can convince me otherwise, regardless of any evidence to contrary, so don't bother trying to change my mind.  

I concur. I heard* it was millions of dollars.

*voices in my head

[notbatman]

outer space is [...] gay!

Pictures or it didn't happen. Preferably in a new thread tagged as NSFW.
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This is NASA astronaut and homosexual Scott Kelly aboard the ISS:



Video [NSFW]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qqoqkg241EM

[Cnut237]

outer space is [...] gay!

Pictures or it didn't happen. Preferably in a new thread tagged as NSFW.
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This is NASA astronaut and homosexual Scott Kelly aboard the ISS:

Nonsense. Astronauts aren't real, and neither is the ISS. They are both flat, 2-dimensional drawings on that firmament thing you're always talking about.
As for R "Scott" Kelly, he's a singer, not an astronaut. Although he did write an opera called "Trapped in the Closet," so what do I know.

[GideonGono]

outer space is [...] gay!

Pictures or it didn't happen. Preferably in a new thread tagged as NSFW.
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This is NASA astronaut and homosexual Scott Kelly aboard the ISS:

Nonsense. Astronauts aren't real, and neither is the ISS. They are both flat, 2-dimensional drawings on that firmament thing you're always talking about.
As for R "Scott" Kelly, he's a singer, not an astronaut. Although he did write an opera called "Trapped in the Closet," so what do I know.

How do you sure that astronaut was not true? Is there any proof for that? Why they are many people who create some fake news about some person who really not true?

[Cnut237]

outer space is [...] gay!

Pictures or it didn't happen. Preferably in a new thread tagged as NSFW.
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This is NASA astronaut and homosexual Scott Kelly aboard the ISS:

Nonsense. Astronauts aren't real, and neither is the ISS. They are both flat, 2-dimensional drawings on that firmament thing you're always talking about.
As for R "Scott" Kelly, he's a singer, not an astronaut. Although he did write an opera called "Trapped in the Closet," so what do I know.

How do you sure that astronaut was not true? Is there any proof for that? Why they are many people who create some fake news about some person who really not true?

Sorry, I was being sarcastic. Notbatman seems to think that most things are fake or a conspiracy, I was making a joke based on that. The astronaut is indeed real (as is the ISS). The photo of him in his underwear I suspect is fake, but honestly I have no interest in researching that.

[Balthazar]

outer space is [...] gay!

Pictures or it didn't happen. Preferably in a new thread tagged as NSFW.
...

This is NASA astronaut and homosexual Scott Kelly aboard the ISS:

Nonsense. Astronauts aren't real, and neither is the ISS. They are both flat, 2-dimensional drawings on that firmament thing you're always talking about.
As for R "Scott" Kelly, he's a singer, not an astronaut. Although he did write an opera called "Trapped in the Closet," so what do I know.

How do you sure that astronaut was not true? Is there any proof for that? Why they are many people who create some fake news about some person who really not true?

Sorry, I was being sarcastic. Notbatman seems to think that most things are fake or a conspiracy, I was making a joke based on that. The astronaut is indeed real (as is the ISS). The photo of him in his underwear I suspect is fake, but honestly I have no interest in researching that.

Explanation of joke usually ruins it.

[Spendulus]

Apparently Mars has been battered by 635,000 meteors.
I'm not disputing that Mars is battered, but I don't understand how a meteor can do it, because a meteor has no opposable thumbs and so can't operate the deep fryer. Astronomy is perplexing.

I'm surprised at the low number (635,000). There are billions of craters > 7-10 meters in diameter on the Moon. Guess the presence of a slight atmosphere makes a big difference.

[Cnut237]

Explanation of joke usually ruins it.

Yeah, I didn't want to do it, but at the same time I don't want to start a debate where I am pretending I believe something, and then arguing against people who I actually agree with. What kind of lunatic would do that?

I'm surprised at the low number (635,000). There are billions of craters > 7-10 meters in diameter on the Moon. Guess the presence of a slight atmosphere makes a big difference.

Yes probably, I suppose you'd expect the atmosphere to burn up some of the smaller stuff. I think the 635k was a count of current craters rather than an estimate of all impacts - Mars does have vulcanism, so lava has likely covered over a lot of old craters. Plus also when a meteor hits milk chocolate, the chocolate tends to melt and then reform, so likely there are plenty of meteors buried within Mars's delicious interior.

The real question for me is why does the UK Mars look very similar to the US Milky Way? And why is the UK Milky Way called 'Three Musketeers' in the US? And why does the UK not have Three Musketeers? I'll tell you why: because in the UK, a chocolate bar cannot be a swashbuckling epic of chivalry, honor, and derring-do, set in France during the 1620s, richly populated with romantic heroes, unattainable heroines, kings, queens, cavaliers, and criminals in a whirl of adventure, espionage, conspiracy, murder, vengeance, love, scandal, and suspense - that's why.

Sorry, veering off-topic a bit.


_{Edit: Wow, I've just got promoted to Senior whilst writing that. I must be doing something right. Guess I'll continue posting in a similar vein to the above. Apologies in advance :p}

[TECSHARE]

Sorry, veering off-topic a bit.

You'd better be sorry. Your off topic rambling is getting in the way of a very serious discussion here.

Re: Three Musketeers question, I would imagine branding a chocolate bar after 3 French dudes would potentially not be a great branding choice in a nation with lots of historical rivalry with France.

[notbatman]

The Three Musketeers are an all male thruple, it's blatant pro-masonic homosexual propaganda.

[BADecker]

The Three Musketeers are an all male thruple, it's blatant pro-masonic homosexual propaganda.

The truth comes out. As I said a long time ago, notbatman is such because he's not batman. He's Batwoman.

[TECSHARE]

The Three Musketeers are an all male thruple, it's blatant pro-masonic homosexual propaganda.

Thanks for this I am dying.

[Cnut237]

The Three Musketeers are an all male thruple, it's blatant pro-masonic homosexual propaganda.

Not true, the 'pro-masonic homosexual propaganda' propaganda is actually Animal Rights propaganda. NASA are probably involved, too. (They usually are, aren't they?)

Stop believing conspiracy theories and face the truth. These Musketeers are, and always have been, dogs. I don't remember who on here suggested that they were chocolate bars, but that's clearly false, too, as the photo below proves beyond any reasonable doubt.

[sirazimuth]

The Three Musketeers are an all male thruple, it's blatant pro-masonic homosexual propaganda.

Thanks for this I am dying.

Whats even funnier is he's serious.

(as serious as his FE or moon landing hoax bollocks trolling is anyway....)