Small loan needed for business purposes

[vhmcacc]

I'm looking for a small loan of 0.5 BTC, at the current market value, strictly for business purposes.

Tenor: 60-90 days, according to the lender.

Partnership can be considered if the he/she is interested.

Loan interest is also open for discussion.

If anyone is considering, please private message me for all the necessary details, then we can continue the conversation over the phone.

Respectfully, I ask the esteemed members that usually post some quite disrespectful and sarcastic replies, to refrain from doing so, for I will not answer any.

Best regards,

[Herbert_kopf]

Well I am not lender but you should offer valid collateral

[suchmoon]

Respectfully, I ask the esteemed members that usually post some quite disrespectful and sarcastic replies, to refrain from doing so, for I will not answer any.

Disrespectfully, GTFO with the no-collateral newbie loan requests. Try walking into a bank, demanding a loan, and telling them to shut up if they start asking questions.

But A+ for 1-post newbie's knowledge of all intricacies of the Lending board. Not your first scam attempt, is it?

[Vod]

Respectfully, I ask the esteemed members that usually post some quite disrespectful and sarcastic replies, to refrain from doing so, for I will not answer any.

I'm guessing the reason you made a new account is your old one is tagged? 

[LFC_Bitcoin]

Usual would be scamming noob.

Tagged.

[vhmcacc]

Well, actually not sweet cheeks, I've found out about this aboard a couple of weeks or so ago. I didnt even know these things existed anymore, except for tor based network where even IRC chats are still thriving.

Funny hum, how teens can so hastily jump to conclusions.

Granted that 99% of the time things are what they appear to be, but you must never forget that for every rule there is an exception, rare exceptions but exceptions nonetheless.

I"ve got say, at first I was reluctant, but I finally registered, and today I posted this with the following thought in mind:

"Hell, whats the worse that can happen?! Run the risk of being offended by some impolite uneducated kids who live with their parents."

Definitely not something that will worsen my day.

By the way, thanks for the slightly implicit accusation.

Editing: The last post was quite explicit. rsrsrsrs.

[suchmoon]

"Hell, whats the worse that can happen?! Run the risk of being offended by some impolite uneducated kids who live with their parents."

This deflection shit's not gonna work here. You are not getting a loan, you can't troll us into giving you money, just leave.

[vhmcacc]

Well dear one, you're in the ignore list since your first post, so its kind of pointless for you to keep replying, I really can't see what you wrote. But I'm guessing its some weird stuff. I wish I could attach a screenshot, but since I don't know how.... Lets just say it's another thing you'll just have to take my word for it. rsrsrsrs.

Although the intended purpose of this post was quite different, was not meant for this sort of strange altercation, actually was meant for real investors to respond, or preferably to respond privately, but by the looks of it, there are none.

Anyway, I might still get some fun out of it. That's gotta count for something right.

[DireWolfM14]

There are plenty of real investors here, and there are plenty of real scammers here as well.  In order to be counted among the former one must be keen at identifying the latter.

Care to take a guess in which category I have you listed?  Here's a hint; since you're here begging strangers for money, I recon you have none to invest.  Kind of narrows things down a bit.  

[elmanchez]

small loan 0.5 btc? srsly ?

[condoras]

small loan 0.5 btc? srsly ?

Of course not...
Don't bother, Op here is already gone. Most likely though he/ she will create a new account and come back to make a similar (stupid) request.

[vhmcacc]

Good morning Darlings, I'm back!! (At least it's morning where I am)

Well, traditionally speaking, in our western society, one is innocent until proven otherwise, but clearly, among teens, that is not the case. So just not to let things go unanswered, which could make me look guilty, emphasis is on the "look" (just in case some cannot properly read between the lines yet, rsrs), here goes some answers.

1) Mr Wolf, as you so correctly pointed out, in order to be a successful investor one must quite good at identifying bad intentioned people. Sadly, I hate to break it you like this, but you are not good at it. Purposefully being vague doesn't make one evil.

2) Mr. Elmanchez, I cant even pronounce that correctly, if the awww factor of 3,500 USD is really that big on this community, well then, that proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that my initial assessment was precisely on point, this is a community of kids lending their parents monthly allowances.
Obviously that 3,5 thousand would be an enormous amount of money for a teen getting something like 50 bucks per month from his dad.

3) Mr Scavenger (big bird), in the unlikely event you actually attended or currently is attending school, you must have come across the expression, and I'm paraphrasing here "repeating the same experiment again and again, hoping for a different outcome, it is the very definition of insanity", by the way, an expression mistakenly accredited to dear old Albie. Given I'm not really in the habit of making the same mistake twice .... I'll leave it to you to use your imagination.

4) And last but not least, Ms. Abbie, thanks, and thanks for the not disrespectful reply. Although I did check it out, fortunately or unfortunately, I cant decide which, I'm not a Filipino, therefore I cannot use their services. But really thanks anyway.

To all, and even to the fucker boys and lovely haters around, I wish you all, or at this time, I perhaps should say, I wish you had a Merry Christmas, and a prosperous new year.