[NSFW] Flat Ass Society

[TECSHARE]

https://i.imgur.com/mExzuhn.png - NSFW

The ass is flat. It is all a conspiracy of big cushion. Change my mind.

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[squatz1]

What in gods fucking name is this TecShare, where do you even find this shit.

This is.... interesting to say the least.

[mikehersh2]

That is actually disgusting.
That must fuckin hurt to actually rotate your own ass-implant inside your body. I dont know how people willingly put huge pieces of silicon like that into their own body, the thought makes me sick to my stomach. Furthermore, I would much rather be with a woman with a flat ass than be with a woman who every other time I grabbed her but, a silicon semi-sphere starts rotating around like a spinning top... NO THANK U.

[Balthazar]

Hell that almost made me gay

[MajorMiner]

Does that make a bongo drum sound? Because reasons.

[squatz1]

That is actually disgusting.
That must fuckin hurt to actually rotate your own ass-implant inside your body. I dont know how people willingly put huge pieces of silicon like that into their own body, the thought makes me sick to my stomach. Furthermore, I would much rather be with a woman with a flat ass than be with a woman who every other time I grabbed her but, a silicon semi-sphere starts rotating around like a spinning top... NO THANK U.

Oh my lord that's what it is. AN ASS IMPLANT. I just thought this was like a shot of someones ass being hit so that you're able to see the ass as flat.

But that makes a lot more sense then what I was thinking.

Would much rather be flat then have to go to the plastic surgeon every 10 years to get my flat tire -- I mean ass -- re blown up.

[TECSHARE]

That is actually disgusting.
That must fuckin hurt to actually rotate your own ass-implant inside your body. I dont know how people willingly put huge pieces of silicon like that into their own body, the thought makes me sick to my stomach. Furthermore, I would much rather be with a woman with a flat ass than be with a woman who every other time I grabbed her but, a silicon semi-sphere starts rotating around like a spinning top... NO THANK U.

Oh my lord that's what it is. AN ASS IMPLANT. I just thought this was like a shot of someones ass being hit so that you're able to see the ass as flat.

But that makes a lot more sense then what I was thinking.

Would much rather be flat then have to go to the plastic surgeon every 10 years to get my flat tire -- I mean ass -- re blown up.

It is actually a solid mass that apparently can be flipped around. The wonders of thotty modification.




Here is a picture of Dom DeLuise as a pallet cleanser.

[chaoscoinz]

The lengths that the feminine principle takes for the pursuit of vanity, at the cost of their own lives sometimes. Unfortunately vanity is a great emptiness, the result of pride and egotism. Women are hardwired to be empty and vain, it's in their genetic makeup. Thus all women by nature are a temptress, a whore, a lover, a mother. In Greek mythology Hephaestus created the first woman, to stop man from reaching God-hood.
Men were masters of self back then, the masculine was embodied within the feminine in almost perfect unity. No women were needed but women were created to stir trouble and cause strife so man would could never ascend. 

[Spendulus]

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The ass is flat. It is all a conspiracy of big cushion. Change my mind.

That girl needs to be properly covered up, with a sort of Hawaian skirt.

Made from worthless subpoenas.

Otherwise, we are going to get flat mooned?

[merchantofzeny]

Where did you get that photo? I swear it's from one of our members in the Flat Ass forum. Thank goodness mine has not leaked out.

I had mine when I realized I'm spending too much on cushions that have to be replaced often. Since I got my new ass I can now just sit straight on our flat wooden seats without much discomfort!

I thought I'm stuck in the cycle of buying cushions year in and year out. What a relief to know all I needed was a flat ass!

[josephsonand]

Why do people do this? Don't they know how harmful it is? After all, this material inside, it poisons the human body. Any implants are harmful. I don’t think that temporary beauty can be more important than health. Besides, is there anything more beautiful than what nature has created?

[philipma1957]

Something to make me smile.


People are simply fucking nuts.

[Spendulus]

Maybe they are friends with these 2 dudes....   

Okay...

Doughnut_Headers?

[TECSHARE]

Okay...

Doughnut_Headers?

That is actually what they call it, doughnut heads xD