A presidential aide says to Trump; "Sir, I had a dream about your parade yesterday night."
"Was it yuge?" Trump asked, visibly interested.
"Oh, yes," said the aide, "there were millions of cheering people turning out to celebrate all along the streets."
"Was it tremendous? Trump asked, visibly excited.
"Oh, yes," the aid replied; "You were in a huge carriage, flanked by all the members of your family and cabinet. They were also very proud and happy, particularly your wife."
Trembling with excitement and rubbing his little orange hands together, Trump questions the aide: "And tell me, was I looking good?"
The aide replies: "I didn't know, sir. The casket was closed."
Ok, so he got the the part about the casket being closed wrong, but whatever.....
