Seeking a Job in exchange of $150 Loan [Medical Bill]

[Onestop]

I have read the rules of the board, and since I dont have a valid collateral to give at the moment I would love to offer any of my services upfront for a $150 loan for a medical bill.

Services I can offer:

Adsense Eligible High Quality traffic to your website, Soundcloud plays, Youtube like/comments, Link clicks etc

Custom web development of your choice (I can code anything)

Code a script for you, am good in PHP & Python and alot more.

Will be delivered within 4 hours!

If anyone would be interested in any of these in offer for the loan, please let me know

Thanks.