Awareness of the Reptilians that are around us.

[Mometaskers]

Why? So that he could practice his scales.

I think they need to add a badumbtiss emoji for this comment.

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[Cnut237]

Why? So that he could practice his scales.

I think they need to add a badumbtiss emoji for this comment.

Not required. I was being entirely serious*.

*I was going to write 'not serious' here, but then I realised that this font is so small that you're probably only going to be able to read it by copy/pasting, and if you're going to make that sort of effort, then you're not going to be satisfied by a mere two-word comment. So I decided to write something a bit more substantial. My next problem was how to come up with some massively profound insight that justified your investment... but then I remembered that this is a nonsense thread about f***ing lizard people, and so nothing I write here can be of any importance anyway. Thanks for reading.

[Hilsgort_T]

The main thing is not that someone else is doing something wrong, the main thing is what you do. I think that people with an inquiring mindset are trying to distract from really useful and important things.

We don’t know much about this world. For example, I personally know people who are a reptilian race. Simply put, not all of them are bad. For example, there is the Annunaki race (not from history, these names simply coincide) that help our world by protecting us from external threats from other races that have no souls (therefore, there is no pity and emotions, only one mind). The Annunaki, like the human race, have a soul. In addition, they are much more developed than humans (for example, compare ants and humans). But they do not interfere in our lives, because freedom is everywhere. All that we do - we do ourselves (people).
In addition, the story has changed a lot, we do not know what actually happened 300 years ago. I study this and I can say that everything is different from the history textbooks.

And about reptilians - not all bad ones, there are good ones on our planet. But the main thing is what you do yourself (do good, do it in good faith, etc.)

[Cnut237]

I personally know people who are a reptilian race.

You misspelled 'iguanas'. 'I personally know iguanas who are a reptilian race'.
Because obviously people aren't reptiles. That would be crazy!

[Idiophone]

Why? So that he could practice his scales.

I think they need to add a badumbtiss emoji for this comment.

Not required. I was being entirely serious*.

*I was going to write 'not serious' here, but then I realised that this font is so small that you're probably only going to be able to read it by copy/pasting, and if you're going to make that sort of effort, then you're not going to be satisfied by a mere two-word comment. So I decided to write something a bit more substantial. My next problem was how to come up with some massively profound insight that justified your investment... but then I remembered that this is a nonsense thread about f***ing lizard people, and so nothing I write here can be of any importance anyway. Thanks for reading.

I wish every troll had this 2pt sized commentary, but now as i write it I think it would undermine the whole trolling industry

[Cnut237]

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I'm not trying to be a troll, but I'm having a great deal of difficulty understanding the logical basis for the lizard stuff.
I would agree that it is stupid to accept things that you're told without question. I would agree that governments lie to us, mislead us, and keep things hidden. It's important to make up your own mind about everything, really. Lizards is a huge mental leap though.

There's an interesting piece in The Atlantic about recent polling of Americans - results below showing percentage and number of people believing each point. The 'global warming is a hoax' one I find scary at 37%. Lizards are way down the list. I've added my own comments to show that I do believe some 'conspiracy theories'. I've also added a copy below, without my crappy comment column, in case anyone wants to quote it and can't be bothered doing the table re-formatting.

Conspiracy______________________________	Percent believing	Number of Americans believing	My crappy thoughts_________________________________
JFK was killed by conspiracy	51 percent	160,096,160	Yeah, maybe, maybe not. It's plausible.
Bush intentionally misled on Iraq WMDs	44 percent	138,122,178	I 100% believe this.
Global warming is a hoax	37 percent	116,148,195	No. Comprehensively disproven.
Aliens exist	29 percent	91,035,072	I believe this just on the number of galaxies and probably planets in the universe. As to whether they've visited Earth, I have no opinion.
New World Order	28 percent	87,895,931	??
Hussein was involved in 9/11	28 percent	87,895,931	No. 9/11 was falsely linked to Hussein in order to give the US an excuse to invade Iraq? Yes.
A UFO crashed at Roswell	21 percent	65,921,948	Very doubtful. I've been to Roswell though. Weirdly.
Vaccines are linked to autism	20 percent	62,782,808	Not really. Vaccines save lives.
The government controls minds with TV	15 percent	47,087,106	Through propaganda and biased reporting, yes.
Medical industry invents diseases	15 percent	47,087,106	I wouldn't put it past them.
CIA developed crack	14 percent	43,947,966	Plausible.
Bigfoot exists	14 percent	43,947,966	No.
Obama is the Antichrist	13 percent	40,808,825	What? Ha ha ha.
The government allowed 9/11	11 percent	34,530,544	Hmm. They certainly exploited it after it happened. Not convinced they let it happen though.
Fluoride is dangerous	9 percent	28,252,264	Not in normal fluoridated water, no.
The moon landing was faked	7 percent	21,973,983	No. Thousands of people worked on that project.
Bin Laden is alive	6 percent	18,834,842	No. The US would be setting themselves up to be humiliated if this was true.
Airplane contrails are sinister chemicals	5 percent	15,695,702	Not really.
McCartney died in 1966	5 percent	15,695,702	No. Would have saved us from hearing the frog chorus though.
Lizard people control politics	4 percent	12,556,562	WTF?

                           

https://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2013/04/12-million-americans-believe-lizard-people-run-our-country/316706/

         

Conspiracy______________________________	Percent believing	Number of Americans believing
JFK was killed by conspiracy	51 percent	160,096,160
Bush intentionally misled on Iraq WMDs	44 percent	138,122,178
Global warming is a hoax	37 percent	116,148,195
Aliens exist	29 percent	91,035,072
New World Order	28 percent	87,895,931
Hussein was involved in 9/11	28 percent	87,895,931
A UFO crashed at Roswell	21 percent	65,921,948
Vaccines are linked to autism	20 percent	62,782,808
The government controls minds with TV	15 percent	47,087,106
Medical industry invents diseases	15 percent	47,087,106
CIA developed crack	14 percent	43,947,966
Bigfoot exists	14 percent	43,947,966
Obama is the Antichrist	13 percent	40,808,825
The government allowed 9/11	11 percent	34,530,544
Fluoride is dangerous	9 percent	28,252,264
The moon landing was faked	7 percent	21,973,983
Bin Laden is alive	6 percent	18,834,842
Airplane contrails are sinister chemicals	5 percent	15,695,702
McCartney died in 1966	5 percent	15,695,702
Lizard people control politics	4 percent	12,556,562

                     

[notbatman]

Interesting, this thread had vanished earlier when I attempted to make a brief reply. Now it's back, like cooked crack.



@Cnut237, your list of conspiracies looks like it's from the 90's; straight cheddar.

"...personally know people who are a reptilian..."

I'm skeptical.



The Bible says talking snakes so maybe it's true, or just a bad translation. Sometimes I can smell something's off, not human but I've never seen anything.

Recently publicised claims about Harvey Weinstein at his trial makes me question reality a bit, there's a good candidate for a shapeshifting reptile IMO.

[Cnut237]

Also, I think this thread badly needs the input of @notbatman to provide a sanity injection.

I knew you'd appear! Thanks

@Cnut237, your list of conspiracies looks like it's from the 90's; straight cheddar.

I'd not considered that. I'd like to see some stats on age range for people who believe certain conspiracies. Is there a correlation? Are people more likely to believe conspiracies that were big when they were teenagers, but less likely to believe new conspiracies once they're older? Hmm.

Recently publicised claims about Harvey Weinstein at his trial makes me question reality a bit, there's a good candidate for a shapeshifting reptile IMO.

There definitely are certain public figures who look like they are trying really hard to seem human. Zuckerberg is another, and Theresa May here in the UK when she was briefly leader of our benighted isle. Does it mean they are lizards though? I've not seen many eggs or heat lamps (apart from in my Donald Trump evidence post on the last page).

Anyway, I think we should stop bad-mouthing lizards. They've got bad enough mouths as it is. Have you ever seen a Komodo Dragon? Jesus Christ.

[BADecker]

There are several Flatiron mountains in the USA. What they are is mesas that look like upside-down irons... you know, like for ironing your clothes. The one in the Superstition Mountain just ENE of Apache Junction, AZ, is interesting.

The Siphon Draw trail is usually the one that hikers take to the AZ Flatiron. The half-way point is Siphon Draw, itself.

The first picture, below, is a drone's-eye-view of the Flatiron. The flatiron looks a bit ominous in this first picture. But the second picture, at Siphon Draw, shows what it is all really about.

[notbatman]

^^^ I can see what you're smoking there.

The majority of people here live on a globe earth however, where that's just a mountain not the fossilized remains of a giant killing catastrophic flood.

[BADecker]

^^^ Whatever you are smoking, you simply haven't smoked enough of it.

I expect that you will suggest that the top picture is Noah's Ark stuck in the Superstition Mountain.

[Cnut237]

The majority of people here live on a globe earth

Not all though, eh?
Brilliant I'm meriting this for the sheer chutzpah.

[UFO Chaos]

This thread needs some place for interested parties to find more info on the alleged Reptilians that are around us.

David Icke
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David Vaughan Icke is an English professional conspiracy theorist and former footballer and sports broadcaster. He is the author of over 20 books and numerous DVDs and has lectured in over 25 countries, speaking for up to 10 hours to audiences. ~Wikipedia


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[notbatman]

Somebody found this head in Mexico a few years back, but honestly the dolphin-eel hybrid that washed up last week was scarier looking and possibly more intelligent.

[BADecker]

Somebody found this head in Mexico a few years back, but honestly the dolphin-eel hybrid that washed up last week was scarier looking and possibly more intelligent.

The underwater joker whose head this is, was probably killed by other underwater jokers who developed underwater gun powder and guns, and shot him to death... all that, being so intelligent as you think that they are, right?