New Study Reveals: Partisanship Still Best

[actmyname]

While some of them might disagree with the results due to their political affiliations, just know that the researchers involved with this project are the some of the most qualified, reputable, and consistent scientists on our side.

Here is what Dr. Masyde Reisad had to say when it came to political affiliation:

"Over multiple weeks the research team has analyzed the projected outcome of various political choices. What we have discovered is that when the individuals in the study aligned themselves with our partisan option, we found a high degree of success in the establishment of positive policies. In fact, we found that as the rate of partisanship approaches 1, so too does the percentage of valuable, unbiased policies!

Strangely, there appears to be a linear relationship between partisanship and political success."

The facts are clear, people. Stop staying on the wrong side of history. For each person that joins the true, logical political party, we are one step closer to a perfect world.

[squatz1]

But Partisanship (Or Hyper Partisanship) isn't something that can go on forever. We've seen times in history when one party takes over control of the government -- it may work for a few years (or a few election cycles) but slowly the party will split at a certain point. The party will develop people on one side and people at another, you'll slowly see the party go into some sort of civil war and then we're back to a two party system again.

We've seen this time and time again in history, there's no way around this.

[Spendulus]

While some of them might disagree with the results due to their political affiliations, just know that the researchers involved with this project are the some of the most qualified, reputable, and consistent scientists on our side.

Here is what Dr. Masyde Reisad had to say when it came to political affiliation:

"Over multiple weeks the research team has analyzed the projected outcome of various political choices. What we have discovered is that when the individuals in the study aligned themselves with our partisan option, we found a high degree of success in the establishment of positive policies. In fact, we found that as the rate of partisanship approaches 1, so too does the percentage of valuable, unbiased policies!

Strangely, there appears to be a linear relationship between partisanship and political success."

The facts are clear, people. Stop staying on the wrong side of history. For each person that joins the true, logical political party, we are one step closer to a perfect world.

Whoever "THEM" is?

No such doc in google,

No link.

[squatz1]

While some of them might disagree with the results due to their political affiliations, just know that the researchers involved with this project are the some of the most qualified, reputable, and consistent scientists on our side.

Here is what Dr. Masyde Reisad had to say when it came to political affiliation:

"Over multiple weeks the research team has analyzed the projected outcome of various political choices. What we have discovered is that when the individuals in the study aligned themselves with our partisan option, we found a high degree of success in the establishment of positive policies. In fact, we found that as the rate of partisanship approaches 1, so too does the percentage of valuable, unbiased policies!

Strangely, there appears to be a linear relationship between partisanship and political success."

The facts are clear, people. Stop staying on the wrong side of history. For each person that joins the true, logical political party, we are one step closer to a perfect world.

Whoever "THEM" is?

No such doc in google,

No link.

Yeah I think we're all waiting for this. If I get hit with some blog spam I'm going to be pretty pissed, but not surprised. Then again, could just be someone who forgot to throw the link at the bottom of the post. We'll see!

[actmyname]

Wh-what?! Evidence? What are you, one of them?!

Just another reason why you lot need to come over to the correct political party. If only everyone were on my side, then the world would be a better place. If you disagree with me, your opinion doesn't matter.

#PartisanForLife

[Spendulus]

Wh-what?! Evidence? What are you, one of them?!

Just another reason why you lot need to come over to the correct political party. If only everyone were on my side, then the world would be a better place. If you disagree with me, your opinion doesn't matter.

#PartisanForLife

I'm glad we figured all that out.