Genuine KLYE ART MS-Paint Commissions Available! (Possibly NSFW)

[MRKLYE]

Hail all, hope all is well in your neck of the woods.

After being awoken from a long slumber away from the Bitcointalk.org forums I am once again back.. Bringing with me my legendary art skills.
For as low as 1 mBTC (0.001 Bitcoin) I will draw you (or something of your choice) in my classic art style in MS-Paint, as is tradition.
After commissioning an art piece it will be sent to you via PM, posted on here (if you wish) and added to my portfolio: https://imgur.com/a/sFhLx
A sample of my famous art can be seen below, please note that this art is likely viewed as NSFW/NSFL in most societies.



























If you wish to view all of the art please look at the link above to see my entire portfolio, it is full of many masterpieces!
For as low as 0.001 BTC you can be immortalized in my portfolio in an MS-Paint KLYE ART.. Which is a hell of a deal.
In the future, after the apocalypse, when the aliens dig up our internet, they will find you immortalized in MS-Paint and revere you as a god amongst gods.
My artwork commissions are great to honour deceased relatives, draw your supreme leader and or birthday or christmas gifts for your loved ones.

For more complex artwork a commission greater than 0.001 BTC may be required, these are quite time consuming to create and take much skill. (as you can obviously see)
50% of all commission BTC will be used to pay my bills / debts, the rest will be squirreled away to hoard toilet paper, canned food and ammo for the coronapocalypse.
What are you waiting for?! Contact me by replying below on this post or sending me a PM here on the site. First come, first serve basis.

Cheers folks! Talk to you soon!

[MRKLYE]

Have served my first commissioned artwork this year to a satisfied customer!

I've got permission to post it here and add it to my portfolio once they unveil it to the subjects in question.
A payment of 0.002 BTC was received for the artwork and the commissioned piece was provided before payment was paid.

https://www.blockchain.com/btc/tx/16c365e711967063e35b31a5721a3ed9645287f74d456a95ad9e8c7d1c29e745

People with positive trust ratings can wait till after they have received their artwork to pay, those with neutral or negative rep must pay before commission starts.

Contact me and get an EPIC KLYE ART commissioned today!

[andulolika]

You should definetly add the dick-tree here
bitcointalk has no dicktree.

[MRKLYE]

Still open for art commissions! So far 0.002 BTC has been earned from art commissions and I'd certainly like to do more work for folks.

Hit me up in the PM or post here if you're interested in getting some genuine KLYE ART done for yourself or for someone else.