April fools! Buy Toilet Paper Token!

[ERC20]

What a joke? Toilet Paper Token overtook BITCOIN in capitalization  
I do not lie, check yourself  

Where you can buy The Toilet Paper Token?
The Toilet Paper Token will go on sale April 1st, 2020 on Shitake Exchange. All wipers must take the Ply Count quiz, which mathematically determines the correct number of TPT that wipers can purchase on a monthly basis.
Once tokens are sent to the company, they are burned to prevent companies from holding large amounts of TPT and gaining a monopoly on the TPT supply.

Token Tissuance
1 TPT = USD $1.64
Market crap: $85,583,000,000
Total supply: 8 billion
Scattering supply: Dynamically issued in response to changing levels of demand (out of stock)
Volume: 41,758,500,000

Check here for detail:
https://blog.coinmarketcap.com/2020/04/01/toilet-paper-token-wipe-paper/


Edit:

Guys! From joke become serious! Just becareful!
Now yobit listed Toilet paper token. what makes it even more surprising? The volume trade over 822 BTC.
Market: https://yobit.net/en/trade/TPT/BTC
Token contract: https://etherscan.io/token/0x159bbc3a28b8d5ef69ef68ede48262134d73c967
https://twitter.com/YobitExchange/status/1245382899668484097

[electronicash]

and it ranked zero taking over BTC. ZERO. it must be CZ joke.  look at the chart on it. looks like an ass

[avikz]

It's definitely a April fools day prank from CMC and a good one! But the way the world is moving towards during this COVID-19 pandemic, I wouldn't be surprised if a scammer decides to open a similar coin like Corona coin.

Happy all-fools-day folks! Have a good one!

[necromastery]

It's definitely a April fools day prank from CMC and a good one! But the way the world is moving towards during this COVID-19 pandemic, I wouldn't be surprised if a scammer decides to open a similar coin like Corona coin.

Happy all-fools-day folks! Have a good one!

It was amazing prank that I ever see, because it's not happen, not yet before to see CMC make it in some years. I even read the whitepaper token and saw an airdrop, but I don't think it's possible to get it, because it's out of stock. After doing research, damn it,, they fool me.

[tabas]

does this have to do with corona / covid-19  

No connection. I have noticed this and posted in the other thread and guessing that this is because April 1 is approaching.
And that's known as April Fools.

[omone1]

Wanted to report this here, my heart quake and I brought it before my friends who spotted it and said it was on number zero above BTC, meaning it's a prank. Hilarious way to enter the new month despite the turbulent market.

[sukoyomi]

This can't be real, I never see bitcoin trading volume on CMC can be beaten by unknowing token that just release. If ethereum do it, I might be believe, but how could people do more trading altcoins than the king of coins, right?
If CMC team see this, you guys really make my day.

[Akun gratis]

I never believe it, never!

[gundala]

Intermezzo is quite entertaining in this pandemic tension
The rank is 0, surpassing BTC
Don't forget to take care of your health and cleanliness, always smile for our mental health, think positively that this will soon be over.

[Oasisman]

does this have to do with corona / covid-19 

Maybe? And I would be surprise if there's a "surgical mask token" and "70% alcohol token" lol. Since these are the common necessities that people used to buy first while panicking to lock themselves down avoiding to contract the virus.
Well, the fact that this token already had value and go on sale, I might check it myself later if this is worth investing.

[Perfect35]

I knew something funny was going to come up in the crypto space and CMC launched it. Although, others may have done theirs, which we did not know. It was a friend that first alerted me about it before I saw it on ICOdrops telegram channel..However, I didn't believe its possible, because the first thing I saw was something strange and that was the fact that it was at the top and it had zero as its rank. Still i wanted to know more. Then i clicked on it. expecting it would take me to exchange, but mhen!, it caught me. I fell for it.

[LbtalkL]

Looks like this year coinmarketcap is joining the April fools joke, Out of stock supply and that graph looks like a b*tt it is funny. Anyways guys aren't you excited what theymos will do this time? I guess in previous years he is doing implementing KYC here in the forum and made everyone worry In a couple of hours, it will be April 1 forum time wait for that if theymos has something to offer.

EDIT:
I suggest to read the blogs lol there are so much joke in it. like " lock-up period for private investors for a period of five minutes."

[kawetsriyanto]

and it ranked zero taking over BTC. ZERO. it must be CZ joke.

Yep, finally we know that CMC has zero (0) rank and suddenly defeats Bitcoin on the table.
NO, it is serious, seriously a pure joke.  

look at the chart on it. looks like an ass

Wow, you are the first one that realizes about it. Nice catch, mate!  

I never believe it, never!

Please believe it. At least believe it on April 1. Then, no problem to forget it forever.  

[Genemind]

Never imagined that CMC would join the April fool's joke. Hilarious how they named it Toilet Paper Token with a chart of an A**. This somehow made my day during the pandemic. Keep safe everyone.

[bitkanu]

thank you so much for this april fool token CMC and CMC has told us about how CMC can even manipulate everything that they want. I don't need to feel curious again about how CMC can do so many manipulations and put crap exchange sites at the first place of best exchange site based on volume.

[Utoy101]

This is really a funny stunt pull up by the team. Seeing it put smile on everyone's face. It's just damn funny and I'm sure this really help virtually everyone in overcoming the burdens that come with the current pandemic lock down. We need more of things like this in the cryptocurrency market

[Banadony]

what ever this is, i am sure that a new project will definitely use this format to create a new crypto project. it will be surprised that few people will fall for it and invest hoping to make something out of it. people perish because they lack knowledge. what a fools day it is.

[maxreish]

does this have to do with corona / covid-19 
 

 Nope. Just a prank for April fool's day.  It made my day actually seeing that it was already out of stock! Whoever did this, they made this April 1st so funny in crypto. The name itself is a joke, toilet paper token. I wonder what Theymos up to today. He is always doing some amazing April fool's day every year.

[Leonardo7]

This almost caught me as I was trying to understand the concept of the Token and it's market until I
Suddenly realize the market cap is unrealistic and having a zero position. Another new month is before us.

[akirasendo17]

im am sure this is just an april pools , gimmick by coinmarket, good vibes i can say for the situation that is happening a little smile in our faces will make it feel a bit better since we are in a lock down period and people are staying at home to keep safe, im sure bitcoin is still number 1, besides there is no rank zero in any ranking of any top survey , because number 1 is the top one, smile its april fools day.