Like most people here I like the thought of earning lots of merritt and ranking up. I have found it quite difficult, but then I heard about this fabulous merritt source thing. Now for the uninitiated what happens is that a merritt sauce is basically a top-ranking member of the forum who puts out a load of good posts, and then they become like a tap for free merritt. I thought it was limited to this forum and only the legendary accounts, you know them, the grizzled old-timers who lurk in the WO thread. They are always talking about merritt sauces and other mysteries. But imagine my surprise when I found
you can actually buy this stuff from outside the forum. Hot damn. I bought a crate of it. It's only like $8 a go, what could go wrong?
I'll tell you what can go wrong: plenty. I thought I could rank up really quickly, so I downed a whole bottle of the god-damned stuff. Their website actually states "I can say with 100% certainty this will be your favorite hot sauce of all time" You know what? It's really not. I checked and my merritt hasn't increased at all it's still stuck at 350.
This thing is a joke. It's an absolute joke. Plus it made my throat burn like the fires of hell. I can literally feel the little demons sticking their tiny pitchforks into my osophogos eospophogous f you autocorrect throat. I drank about a gallon of milk and the flames keep coming. Now my stomach is making some terrifying noises and I can't get to sleep. So for those who want lots of merritt this is a cautionary tale. Honestly it is just not worth it.
Damn it just seen further down the page it says this merritt stuff will "Burn Your Ass a Lil". Guess I've probably got another 24 hours of this hell. Thank you crypto /sarcasm. I should never have listend to Jef who dragged me into this bitcoin shitr shit.
