Drug like Substances I Found Online For Sale

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These are some items I found for sale online at various sites offering herbal alternatives to traditional drugs.
Note: This is just a funny interesting post. I don't sell these or any kind of drugs.

1. Salvia Divinorum Leaf 1/4 OZ
. Ingredients: 100% Salvia Divinorum
. The most potent phycho Tropic Herb known to man
. Dried leaves
. Do not ingest!
. Great for meditation and visuals
. Information page included with every purchase!
. Recommended for use with a butane torch lighter and waterpipe
. This is the best salvia Divinorum OR YOUR MONEY BACK!
. For the love of God use in moderation!
Price Regular: $26.97
Price Sale: $18.97


2. Club13 KanZak 10 Gram
100% Kanna Mood enlightening herb. Kanna is a herb from Africa that has been found to have calming/euphoric properties on those who smoke it.

How To USE
If you are feeling lousy, take 2 or 4 hits of KanZak. You will feel great in a few minutes.

Effects: Relaxation, a decrease in anxiety and stress for a duration of 4 to 8 hours. A little goes a long way. Do not use if you are taking any medication and read instructions before use. HAPPIER OR YOUR MONEY BACK!
Price Regular: $109.97
Price Sale: $109.00


3. High-Grade Wild Lettuce Opium 2 OZ
. Relaxes the mind and body
. A pleasantly mild alternative to marijuana
. Less harsh to smoke than tobacco or ganja
. Nicotine free
. Nice effects or YOUR MONEY BACK!
Price Regular: $29.97
Price Sale: $24.90


4. Extra Strength Horny Goat Weed
. Horny Goat Weed helps get you in the mood.
. How is the mood? Like a 16-year-old watching porn!
. Works for both women and men
. 1 Serving per package
. Great price for a night of nasty boot knocking!
. Product is made by pro Labs, not Pinnacle as Pictured
Your Price: $2.49


5. Salvia Divinorum Leaf 1/2 OZ
. Organically grown in Oaxacan Mexico
. Instructions included
. Recommended for use with a water pipe and butane torch lighter
. We Purchase Salvia Divinorum directly from the source to get this price to you
. This legal product will not show up on drug tests
. Highest quality Salvia Divinorum you had or your money back!
Your Price: $33.97