Covid Jokes

[BADecker]

A woman walks into Walmart, and immediately trips over nothing, stumbles and falls to the floor.

A Walmart associate immediately helps her up and asks, "Are you all right? What happened?"

She answers, "I saw the sign that says, 'Please keep 6 feet apart,' and it reminded me that I have a hard time keeping my two feet apart."


 

[kotajikikox]

Before COVID19 spreads the world..

When you have Fever and and Dry Cough the Only concern is your love ones.

But now once you have a Fever and Cough?the whole community and even the Government is concern about you .. 







 

[boyptc]

Before COVID19 spreads the world..

When you have Fever and and Dry Cough the Only concern is your love ones.

But now once you have a Fever and Cough?the whole community and even the Government is concern about you .. 

It is true.

The symptoms are the same even with the normal cough and fever because there were always these cases.

Pre-symptomatic, symptomatic, and asymptomatic.

[manboss]

Never mind colds or coughs, back aches, sprains, people can assume covid. 

[JohnBitCo]

A woman walks into Walmart, and immediately trips over nothing, stumbles and falls to the floor.

A Walmart associate immediately helps her up and asks, "Are you all right? What happened?"

She answers, "I saw the sign that says, 'Please keep 6 feet apart,' and it reminded me that I have a hard time keeping my two feet apart."


 

As from the people who are directly affected by covid 19 and those family whom near and dear ones died become of covid 19.
Think of those who lost their work and job because of Covid 19.
I think most people will not like to make jokes out of the pandemic.

[Keiser Soze]

A few jokes here: https://youtu.be/piq4l5SV1y0

[BADecker]

A woman walks into Walmart, and immediately trips over nothing, stumbles and falls to the floor.

A Walmart associate immediately helps her up and asks, "Are you all right? What happened?"

She answers, "I saw the sign that says, 'Please keep 6 feet apart,' and it reminded me that I have a hard time keeping my two feet apart."


 

As from the people who are directly affected by covid 19 and those family whom near and dear ones died become of covid 19.
Think of those who lost their work and job because of Covid 19.
I think most people will not like to make jokes out of the pandemic.

My post here might be off topic, but isn't the joking the thing that makes people feel better? But there is ONE BIG JOKE. And it is on us.

The only way doctors and scientists can see the Covid virus because it is so small, is through an electron microscope. There aren't any living things in an electron microscope. Things that you view in an electron microscope are dead, because they can't live in electron microscope operating conditions.

This means that scientists can see viruses... just as they can see all kinds of other things including RNA and DNA of cells. The thing that they CAN'T see is a virus doing anything at all. Why can't they see this? Because the virus is dead. Dead things don't do anything.

The joke is on us. We have listened to a bunch of ideas and stories that viruses are harming us. But no doctor or researcher ever saw a virus harm anybody. Why not? Because they are too small to see except when they are dead. When it comes right down to it, the whole virus idea is a bunch of guesses.

People die all the time. Most of the time we don't really know what they died from. Because we have never seen viruses do anything, we don't know that people die from them. We have never even once seen Covid kill or even harm anybody. It's all a guess.

The Covid that is harming us is the Covid of fear. It's harming us in the lockdowns/shutdowns. Nobody knows that it is harming us as a virus. Check out the short article here https://bolenreport.com/what-do-we-actually-know-about-viruses-like-covid-19/. Then research it.

So, this is the biggest joke of all in this pandemic. The medical has tricked us into believing something that is only a guess. The joke's on us.

[JohnBitCo]

A woman walks into Walmart, and immediately trips over nothing, stumbles and falls to the floor.

A Walmart associate immediately helps her up and asks, "Are you all right? What happened?"

She answers, "I saw the sign that says, 'Please keep 6 feet apart,' and it reminded me that I have a hard time keeping my two feet apart."


 

As from the people who are directly affected by covid 19 and those family whom near and dear ones died become of covid 19.
Think of those who lost their work and job because of Covid 19.
I think most people will not like to make jokes out of the pandemic.

My post here might be off topic, but isn't the joking the thing that makes people feel better? But there is ONE BIG JOKE. And it is on us.

The only way doctors and scientists can see the Covid virus because it is so small, is through an electron microscope. There aren't any living things in an electron microscope. Things that you view in an electron microscope are dead, because they can't live in electron microscope operating conditions.

This means that scientists can see viruses... just as they can see all kinds of other things including RNA and DNA of cells. The thing that they CAN'T see is a virus doing anything at all. Why can't they see this? Because the virus is dead. Dead things don't do anything.

The joke is on us. We have listened to a bunch of ideas and stories that viruses are harming us. But no doctor or researcher ever saw a virus harm anybody. Why not? Because they are too small to see except when they are dead. When it comes right down to it, the whole virus idea is a bunch of guesses.

People die all the time. Most of the time we don't really know what they died from. Because we have never seen viruses do anything, we don't know that people die from them. We have never even once seen Covid kill or even harm anybody. It's all a guess.

The Covid that is harming us is the Covid of fear. It's harming us in the lockdowns/shutdowns. Nobody knows that it is harming us as a virus. Check out the short article here https://bolenreport.com/what-do-we-actually-know-about-viruses-like-covid-19/. Then research it.

So, this is the biggest joke of all in this pandemic. The medical has tricked us into believing something that is only a guess. The joke's on us.

So the summary is that Covid 19 is itself a joke or a hoax. The doctors and probably the governments are playing on us with their hidden agenda. That may be true but the fact is that Covid 19 (  virus or the invented poison) does exists and therefore the innocent people are dying because of it.

[BADecker]

A woman walks into Walmart, and immediately trips over nothing, stumbles and falls to the floor.

A Walmart associate immediately helps her up and asks, "Are you all right? What happened?"

She answers, "I saw the sign that says, 'Please keep 6 feet apart,' and it reminded me that I have a hard time keeping my two feet apart."


 

As from the people who are directly affected by covid 19 and those family whom near and dear ones died become of covid 19.
Think of those who lost their work and job because of Covid 19.
I think most people will not like to make jokes out of the pandemic.

My post here might be off topic, but isn't the joking the thing that makes people feel better? But there is ONE BIG JOKE. And it is on us.

The only way doctors and scientists can see the Covid virus because it is so small, is through an electron microscope. There aren't any living things in an electron microscope. Things that you view in an electron microscope are dead, because they can't live in electron microscope operating conditions.

This means that scientists can see viruses... just as they can see all kinds of other things including RNA and DNA of cells. The thing that they CAN'T see is a virus doing anything at all. Why can't they see this? Because the virus is dead. Dead things don't do anything.

The joke is on us. We have listened to a bunch of ideas and stories that viruses are harming us. But no doctor or researcher ever saw a virus harm anybody. Why not? Because they are too small to see except when they are dead. When it comes right down to it, the whole virus idea is a bunch of guesses.

People die all the time. Most of the time we don't really know what they died from. Because we have never seen viruses do anything, we don't know that people die from them. We have never even once seen Covid kill or even harm anybody. It's all a guess.

The Covid that is harming us is the Covid of fear. It's harming us in the lockdowns/shutdowns. Nobody knows that it is harming us as a virus. Check out the short article here https://bolenreport.com/what-do-we-actually-know-about-viruses-like-covid-19/. Then research it.

So, this is the biggest joke of all in this pandemic. The medical has tricked us into believing something that is only a guess. The joke's on us.

So the summary is that Covid 19 is itself a joke or a hoax. The doctors and probably the governments are playing on us with their hidden agenda. That may be true but the fact is that Covid 19 (  virus or the invented poison) does exists and therefore the innocent people are dying because of it.

People dying isn't funny.

People said to be dying of Covid is funny ironically, because , in the turmoil that is going on in medical and other authority, NOBODY KNOWS WHEN PEOPLE DIE OF COVID OR WHEN THEY DIE OF SOMETHING ELSE.

The so-called cause-of-death authorities have mixed things up so thoroughly, that there are lies and deceit going on in determinations of what is causing deaths.

It was bad enough in the past, that for the sake of statistics, and for the sake of less expense, cause of death was determined in ways that were certainly often wrong. For example. The old guy had a heart condition for some time. He died at home with only his son in the house. The coroner didn't do an autopsy, but simply asked the son what dad died of. The son says "heart attack," and the coroner list it on the death certificate. They didn't realize that the son became the trustee of his dad's trust worth millions.

There is so much deceit and so many lies going on regarding the pandemic, that the whole thing might be 100% a lie, but is certainly a 90% or more lie.

The joke's on us.

[greenlanternlight01]

A woman walks into Walmart, and immediately trips over nothing, stumbles and falls to the floor.

A Walmart associate immediately helps her up and asks, "Are you all right? What happened?"

She answers, "I saw the sign that says, 'Please keep 6 feet apart,' and it reminded me that I have a hard time keeping my two feet apart."


 

There's a new movie about to be released all about this pandemic. It is written and directed by Quentin Quarantino!

[UserU]

There's a new movie about to be released all about this pandemic. It is written and directed by Quentin Quarantino!

If he really releases one, he'll be a living meme

[G.Belaci]

Jokes are fine but don't make racist jokes

[peter0425]

Jokes are fine but don't make racist jokes

well making this serious event as a Joke is something that we must Do,because we are being crumple of this virus for almost half year now.

I think racism is not part of Jokes here,because we are responsible person to treat something personal as a Joke.

[Vod]

Watched a comedy stand up from 2005 last night.

Comedian:   Do you want to hear a racist joke or a bar joke?
Audience:  (shouts) RACIST JOKE!
Comedian:  OK, I heard "bar joke".    (Audience laughs.)    This dirty stinky Mexican walks into a bar...

The funniest Covid joke is humanity thought it had beaten evolution.   But now the virus is attacking the mentally weak - those who believe they are immune. (anti-vaxxers or health nuts for example)

At the end of it all, we'll have a lot more of these arrogant millennials dying than we will the older generations who have experienced what nature can do.   Evolution has evolved.

[Zyxel52]

My mum says: "Everything would be so funny if it weren't so sad"

[MarzoB]

A guy walks into a bar...
Lucky bastard!!!

[Salauddin1994]

When we see a new coronavirus, we want to know how serious its symptoms are. The virus is a lot like the flu but not more deadly than the SARS virus. Fever, cough, and respiratory problems are the main symptoms. That is why we need to move consciously and keep a social distance market before being attacked. In case of fever, cough, shortness of breath, it attacks the lungs directly.