Wow, you're a genius. If we just make all criminals rich through a 'fake bull run' then they don't have any reason to rob anyone.
I know if I were a dangerous criminal, I'd love to get a bone and be part of a pump and dump.
...Fund cryptocurrency with Government money to make fake bull run and make Every Criminal to Go in cryptocurrency and They Can earn money from cryptocurrency then They are Not dangerous society as They make money...
Now If They would earn cryptocurrency They would never steal from the shops.
...crime is Bad for Economy
it's almost like if the government committed massive financial fraud to incentivize criminals to not commit petty crimes, that would somehow be better for the economy.
give them bone!
Couldn't have said it better myself.