haha so true ^^^
OP, ill give you 700USD+shipping, but you need to ship it to me first given your basically using a throwaway account
you can trust that the DAY i get it in my hands fully functional, you will be paid in full 700USD, in crypto, plus reimbursement of your shipping to me
if this is agreeable to you, PM me for shipping details
(i would also be open to using a forum escrow for the same deal, but you pay the fees)
otherwise, ya noones gonna risk giving you money upfront man, sorry