I Have Something To Confess

[rohnearner]

Do we have to ask questions? If so, what's your favorite tree food?

I have few questions for OP..? how's your s3x life.? and whats your fav position..! and are you male tree or female tree ?

[kuroman]

What do you prefer the chainsaw or the old good axe ?

poor dude, why do you ask him that if you want to murder him?

that's just crule..

poor little tree

but but but it's cold nowadays here, and I need some wood for some warmth

you can't just kill it!

can't you see it can talk!
or type at least

find another tree

Look at those trees that are outstretched

They're not me

Ok fine, this one is kind of unique, but one question do you burn well ? just wondering

[roslinpl]

What do you prefer the chainsaw or the old good axe ?

poor dude, why do you ask him that if you want to murder him?

that's just crule..

poor little tree

but but but it's cold nowadays here, and I need some wood for some warmth

you can't just kill it!

can't you see it can talk!
or type at least

find another tree

Look at those trees that are outstretched

They're not me

Ok fine, this one is kind of unique, but one question do you burn well ? just wondering

perhaps like all of the trees when it is summer hot it will burn fast, but it depend on moisture, temperature, tree age etc.

[Bit_Happy]

I Have Nothing To Confess, so I spend time talking to a tree.   

[acs267]

Do we have to ask questions? If so, what's your favorite tree food?

I have few questions for OP..? how's your s3x life.? and whats your fav position..! and are you male tree or female tree ?

My favorite food is Genghis Grill, or Mongolian. This is sometimes obviously confused with sunlight.

My sex life is great. Ton of bushes and trees around right now. I can have my pick!

I am a male tree.

My favorite position is when a girl mixes her leaves with mine.

[lppeu]

Your heart sad not hide you in this paragraph.

[Bit_Happy]

Do we have to ask questions? If so, what's your favorite tree food?

I have few questions for OP..? how's your s3x life.? and whats your fav position..! and are you male tree or female tree ?

My favorite food is Genghis Grill, or Mongolian. This is sometimes obviously confused with sunlight.

My sex life is great. Ton of bushes and trees around right now. I can have my pick!

I am a male tree.

My favorite position is when a girl mixes her leaves with mine.

A gentle breeze is nice for that, but a strong wind always ruins the moment.   

[Swordsoffreedom]

I have something to confess.


I'm a fucking tree. I was one of the biggest trees, and a nice man and woman planted me. I hate keeping lies, so this is for my girlfriend Lilly, brother Jack, James, Heinz, and Sawyer. Good luck guys.

And also please don't be racist towards trees guys. It would hurt everybody's feelings that are in your backyard.

Ask me any question you like about me being a tree.

Was there a certain Johnny that planted you and did he have an appleseed 

[Kiki112]

okay, I'v got a good one

are you a virgin?

[roslinpl]

Tree is always a virgin perhaps ... tree is seeding seeds not a vagina!

[RobFordWotWot]

Tree is always a virgin perhaps ... tree is seeding seeds not a vagina!

You're new to this internet thing. I'd post my tree-porn folders but I think that'd be in poor taste.

[roslinpl]

Tree is always a virgin perhaps ... tree is seeding seeds not a vagina!

You're new to this internet thing. I'd post my tree-porn folders but I think that'd be in poor taste.

I am not new but I would not ask to see it :-) treeporn is too much for my small brain ... xD

[rohnearner]

Tree is always a virgin perhaps ... tree is seeding seeds not a vagina!

You're new to this internet thing. I'd post my tree-porn folders but I think that'd be in poor taste.

he said Tree is always a virgin..! I don't know how you will post tree p0rn then?

[RobFordWotWot]

Tree is always a virgin perhaps ... tree is seeding seeds not a vagina!

You're new to this internet thing. I'd post my tree-porn folders but I think that'd be in poor taste.

he said Tree is always a virgin..! I don't know how you will post tree p0rn then?

Real Eyes Realize Real Lies, are your eyes real? Apparently not because that was an outright lie. Of course trees can lose their virginity.

The rest of this is nsfw so if you have any saplings in the room please ask them to close their photoreceptors.





I'm a little turned on now if I'm being honest.

[Angelique]

Tree is always a virgin perhaps ... tree is seeding seeds not a vagina!

You're new to this internet thing. I'd post my tree-porn folders but I think that'd be in poor taste.

he said Tree is always a virgin..! I don't know how you will post tree p0rn then?

Real Eyes Realize Real Lies, are your eyes real? Apparently not because that was an outright lie. Of course trees can lose their virginity.

The rest of this is nsfw so if you have any saplings in the room please ask them to close their photoreceptors.





I'm a little turned on now if I'm being honest.

Hahaha! Tree porn indeed.

[roslinpl]

Omg ...

Uhm. ... I am confused and I do not know what to say about this tree porn...
Did those trees uses a condom? Or it wasn't a safe sex ...

[Bit_Happy]

Omg ...

Uhm. ... I am confused and I do not know what to say about this tree porn...
Did those trees uses a condom? Ir it wasn't a safe sex ...

It was rough and nasty. 

[acs267]

Omg ...

Uhm. ... I am confused and I do not know what to say about this tree porn...
Did those trees uses a condom? Ir it wasn't a safe sex ...

It was rough and nasty. 

Mhhhmmm.

[kuroman]

What do you prefer the chainsaw or the old good axe ?

poor dude, why do you ask him that if you want to murder him?

that's just crule..

poor little tree

but but but it's cold nowadays here, and I need some wood for some warmth

you can't just kill it!

can't you see it can talk!
or type at least

find another tree

Look at those trees that are outstretched

They're not me

Ok fine, this one is kind of unique, but one question do you burn well ? just wondering

perhaps like all of the trees when it is summer hot it will burn fast, but it depend on moisture, temperature, tree age etc.

we are never sure ? I think the best way to know is to try out on this magnificient tree that can talk the good part is that we can get feedback during the experiment don't you thing it's amazing

[lemfuture]

i wish it was a bigger secret than a pointless one