I Have Something To Confess

[acs267]

wow been a while last I saw this thread that's one hell of bump ^^, but anyway, so how's your tree life coming along? it's not everyday that we get the chance to meet a talking tree that can speak and use bitcoin, give us some impression, also I'm curious to know how do you deal with tree diseases and worms championions and all the shit that hit trees

Life is still coming great. Now I own a villa in Maui, though, which is amazing. But damn those Lindsey Creek's, of course! They're taking over. With their gigantic roots and such.

But to be honest, I have my eyes on the tall ones, anyway.

hmm but how do you accommodate your vila as a tree?

I have witnesses.

[LostDutchman]

I have something to confess.


I'm a fucking tree. I was one of the biggest trees, and a nice man and woman planted me. I hate keeping lies, so this is for my girlfriend Lilly, brother Jack, James, Heinz, and Sawyer. Good luck guys.

And also please don't be racist towards trees guys. It would hurt everybody's feelings that are in your backyard.

Ask me any question you like about me being a tree.

How did you feel about going through the wood chipper?

My $.02.

[Bit_Happy]

I'm a silent reader...   but when I read this... it's funny, can't keep silent no to reply.

This is one of the more imaginative and unusual threads.
Now that spring is here all trees will come alive with new growth. 

[LostDutchman]

I'm a silent reader...   but when I read this... it's funny, can't keep silent no to reply.

This is one of the more imaginative and unusual threads.
Now that spring is here all trees will come alive with new growth. 

Or it might be cut down for use as firewood next Winter.

My $.02.

[Bit_Happy]

I'm a silent reader...   but when I read this... it's funny, can't keep silent no to reply.

This is one of the more imaginative and unusual threads.
Now that spring is here all trees will come alive with new growth. 

Or it might be cut down for use as firewood next Winter.

My $.02.

Yes, not all trees are lucky enough to survive the next cut.
...use as firewood
I love campfires and it has been too many years since I went camping.
Do you think a picture of a nice campfire would scare and offend to OP? 

[LostDutchman]

I'm a silent reader...   but when I read this... it's funny, can't keep silent no to reply.

This is one of the more imaginative and unusual threads.
Now that spring is here all trees will come alive with new growth. 

Or it might be cut down for use as firewood next Winter.

My $.02.

Yes, not all trees are lucky enough to survive the next cut.
...use as firewood
I love campfires and it has been too many years since I went camping.
Do you think a picture of a nice campfire would scare and offend to OP? 

Oh, shoot!

Go for it!

My $.02.

[Bit_Happy]

Oh, shoot!

Go for it!

My $.02.

I found one that doesn't offend or destroy trees. 

[blackvoice]

 

What do you mean?

[apsvinet]

I'm a silent reader...   but when I read this... it's funny, can't keep silent no to reply.

This is one of the more imaginative and unusual threads.
Now that spring is here all trees will come alive with new growth. 

Or it might be cut down for use as firewood next Winter.

My $.02.

Yes, not all trees are lucky enough to survive the next cut.
...use as firewood
I love campfires and it has been too many years since I went camping.
Do you think a picture of a nice campfire would scare and offend to OP? 

I think he abandoned the thread to be honest. Probably enjoying some time in the sun.

[acs267]

I'm a silent reader...   but when I read this... it's funny, can't keep silent no to reply.

This is one of the more imaginative and unusual threads.
Now that spring is here all trees will come alive with new growth. 

Or it might be cut down for use as firewood next Winter.

My $.02.

Yes, not all trees are lucky enough to survive the next cut.
...use as firewood
I love campfires and it has been too many years since I went camping.
Do you think a picture of a nice campfire would scare and offend to OP? 

I think he abandoned the thread to be honest. Probably enjoying some time in the sun.

I was on a day vacation. Talked to some sexy palm trees.

[LostDutchman]

I'm a silent reader...   but when I read this... it's funny, can't keep silent no to reply.

This is one of the more imaginative and unusual threads.
Now that spring is here all trees will come alive with new growth. 

Or it might be cut down for use as firewood next Winter.

My $.02.

Yes, not all trees are lucky enough to survive the next cut.
...use as firewood
I love campfires and it has been too many years since I went camping.
Do you think a picture of a nice campfire would scare and offend to OP? 

I think he abandoned the thread to be honest. Probably enjoying some time in the sun.

I was on a day vacation. Talked to some sexy palm trees.

Get the opportunity to use any of that slick palm oil for anything?



My $.02.

[Bit_Happy]

I'm a silent reader...   but when I read this... it's funny, can't keep silent no to reply.

This is one of the more imaginative and unusual threads.
Now that spring is here all trees will come alive with new growth. 

Or it might be cut down for use as firewood next Winter.

My $.02.

Yes, not all trees are lucky enough to survive the next cut.
...use as firewood
I love campfires and it has been too many years since I went camping.
Do you think a picture of a nice campfire would scare and offend to OP? 

I think he abandoned the thread to be honest. Probably enjoying some time in the sun.

I was on a day vacation. Talked to some sexy palm trees.

What if they wanted to do more than just talk?

[acs267]

I'm a silent reader...   but when I read this... it's funny, can't keep silent no to reply.

This is one of the more imaginative and unusual threads.
Now that spring is here all trees will come alive with new growth. 

Or it might be cut down for use as firewood next Winter.

My $.02.

Yes, not all trees are lucky enough to survive the next cut.
...use as firewood
I love campfires and it has been too many years since I went camping.
Do you think a picture of a nice campfire would scare and offend to OP? 

I think he abandoned the thread to be honest. Probably enjoying some time in the sun.

I was on a day vacation. Talked to some sexy palm trees.

What if they wanted to do more than just talk?

Oh god! That's a sexy tree. Look at how luscious she looks.

[dougg]

I have something to confess.


I'm a fucking tree. I was one of the biggest trees, and a nice man and woman planted me. I hate keeping lies, so this is for my girlfriend Lilly, brother Jack, James, Heinz, and Sawyer. Good luck guys.

And also please don't be racist towards trees guys. It would hurt everybody's feelings that are in your backyard.

Ask me any question you like about me being a tree.

What did I just read.. I want my 2 mins back lol.

If you are a tree I`ll be using you as book cover. Thanks lol.

[acs267]

I have something to confess.


I'm a fucking tree. I was one of the biggest trees, and a nice man and woman planted me. I hate keeping lies, so this is for my girlfriend Lilly, brother Jack, James, Heinz, and Sawyer. Good luck guys.

And also please don't be racist towards trees guys. It would hurt everybody's feelings that are in your backyard.

Ask me any question you like about me being a tree.

What did I just read.. I want my 2 mins back lol.

If you are a tree I`ll be using you as book cover. Thanks lol.

The master tree just moved
It's not one of us

[notbatman]

"Prometheus (aka WPN-114) was the oldest known non-clonal organism, a Great Basin Bristlecone Pine (Pinus longaeva) tree growing near the tree line on Wheeler Peak in eastern Nevada, United States. The tree, which was at least 4862 years old and possibly more than 5000, was cut down in 1964 by a graduate student and United States Forest Service personnel for research purposes."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prometheus_(tree)

[Hazir]

They cut is down for research? FFS! I hope some aliens abduct and experiment on them with anal probes :| I bet they find out secret of eternal youth from that tree... not. Bastards.

[kuroman]

"Prometheus (aka WPN-114) was the oldest known non-clonal organism, a Great Basin Bristlecone Pine (Pinus longaeva) tree growing near the tree line on Wheeler Peak in eastern Nevada, United States. The tree, which was at least 4862 years old and possibly more than 5000, was cut down in 1964 by a graduate student and United States Forest Service personnel for research purposes."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prometheus_(tree)

......sometimes people stupidity, why would he cut the whole tree for study, he can have parts of it all he wants, this kind of shit should not be allowed argrrr my head hurt just looking at such stupidity

[RobFordWotWot]

OP are you a treant?

Is that how you type?

Or are you JUST a tree?

[platorin]

Well, humans mostly act with ignorance.