Evil-Knievel (OP)
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March 24, 2014, 08:33:11 PM
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gofoter
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March 24, 2014, 08:36:06 PM |
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Here's mine:
-What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
- Dam.
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crazy987
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March 24, 2014, 08:38:21 PM |
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Damn, i only know dutch jokes.
Oh well.
What did the ghost say to the wall?
Hey, i'm just passing through.
why are fish so smart?
because they live in schools.
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jzcjca00
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March 24, 2014, 08:39:55 PM |
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How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't. You get down from a goose.
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jzcjca00
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March 24, 2014, 08:41:40 PM |
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
'Elifino!
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BTCLotto
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March 24, 2014, 08:42:15 PM |
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Becuase the "P" is silent.
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Cryptocure
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March 24, 2014, 08:42:31 PM |
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Why is 6 afraid of 7?
- because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
BOOM
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jzcjca00
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March 24, 2014, 08:42:33 PM |
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A toothless termite walked into a bar and said, "Where's the bar tender?"
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jzcjca00
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March 24, 2014, 08:44:37 PM |
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Two peanuts walked into a bar. One was assaulted.
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gofoter
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March 24, 2014, 08:46:24 PM |
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Ok,that's my second try.
Where do polar bears vote?
The North Poll.
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jzcjca00
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March 24, 2014, 08:46:37 PM |
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Two hydrogen atoms were walking along.
One says, "You know what? I think I've lost my electron."
The other one says, "Are you sure?"
The first one responds, "Yeah, I'm positive."
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C10H15N
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March 24, 2014, 08:46:47 PM |
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We don’t allow faster than light neutrinos in here, said the bartender.
A neutrino walks into a bar.
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Only when the tide goes out do you discover who's been swimming naked. -Warren Buffett
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jzcjca00
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March 24, 2014, 08:48:29 PM |
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Why did the blond have T.G.I.F. written on her shoes?
To remind her, Toes Go In First.
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serje
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March 24, 2014, 08:49:02 PM |
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2 owls sitting in a tree!
One says: Buhuhuhu!
The other one Buhu Fuck you! You scared the shit out of me!
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Space for rent if its still trending
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jzcjca00
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March 24, 2014, 08:49:14 PM |
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Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
Right where you left him!
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jzcjca00
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March 24, 2014, 08:53:19 PM |
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What's the difference between a blond and a shopping cart?
A shopping cart has a mind of its own.
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Evil-Knievel (OP)
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March 24, 2014, 08:53:49 PM
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jzcjca00
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March 24, 2014, 08:54:13 PM |
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Did you hear about the guy who won the Polish lottery?
A dollar a year for a million years.
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Cryptocure
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March 24, 2014, 08:59:12 PM |
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The Challenge is Over: I have laught so hard ;-) All of you guys have posted great jokes. I have picked to following two as our winners: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
- because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
Two hydrogen atoms were walking along.
One says, "You know what? I think I've lost my electron."
The other one says, "Are you sure?"
The first one responds, "Yeah, I'm positive."
Posted on: Today at 08:46:24 PM @jzcjca00: I need your wallet address :-) Damn man, really didn't think I'd win this one! Thanks a lot, payment received. Fun times  |
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jzcjca00
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March 24, 2014, 09:01:46 PM |
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The Challenge is Over: I have laught so hard ;-) All of you guys have posted great jokes. I have picked to following two as our winners: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
- because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
Two hydrogen atoms were walking along.
One says, "You know what? I think I've lost my electron."
The other one says, "Are you sure?"
The first one responds, "Yeah, I'm positive."
Posted on: Today at 08:46:24 PM @jzcjca00: I need your wallet address :-) Damn man, really didn't think I'd win this one! Thanks a lot, payment received. Fun times That would be very kind! My address is 1PPJHDawPvjh6MEzsvXrMYLgpLmyAaNXUc. You might think about making the one about the faster-than-light neutrino a co-winner. I laughed until I hurt! |
Tips much appreciated! 1PPJHDawPvjh6MEzsvXrMYLgpLmyAaNXUc
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