I am applying for a patent.

[Vod]

Posthumously Automated Proxy Assassination (or Papa for short)

I patent the process of using smart contracts to activate a drone to murder someone.

In other words, I want to make a killing when someone else does.   

Vod.

[OgNasty]

Posthumously Automated Proxy Assassination (or Papa for short)

I patent the process of using smart contracts to activate a drone to murder someone.

In other words, I want to make a killing when someone else does.   

Vod.

Nice.  You couldn't keep a simple database server running but think you can be relied upon to create something with the power to murder posthumously?  I never know when you're trolling or having another delusional episode from your drinking and brain damage but I hope you get the help you need either way.  Threads like this aren't good for anybody.  They make you look like an idiot, make bitcointalk look like it endorses criminal behavior, and further the misconception that Bitcoin is used by criminals for nefarious behavior.

[Vod]

you can be relied upon to create something with the power to murder posthumously

Thank you, but a patent owner doesn't have to create it - just invent it.

Let me go one step further and tie my patent into crowdsourcing capabilities.   People can create a listing for someone they don't like, and when it is funded it launches.  You'd have to put this site on TOR because bad stuff   The mighty capitalist system in action!   I just want a percent of the funding, that's all. 

[Mauser]

Posthumously Automated Proxy Assassination (or Papa for short)

I patent the process of using smart contracts to activate a drone to murder someone.

In other words, I want to make a killing when someone else does.   

Vod.

Hey, I did that patent go through? I am not sure if I understand it correctly. You want to kill someone who is already dead? I am not sure if parents will include killing. Also who is paying for that?

[Vod]

Hey, I did that patent go through? I am not sure if I understand it correctly. You want to kill someone who is already dead? I am not sure if parents will include killing. Also who is paying for that?

I don't want to kill anyone!  I just want to patent the process so I can get a commission every time someone with a lot of money is killed - if they were killed by the process I described.

The general agreement here is that the blockchains will survive after society breaks down right?  I am guaranteed to survive during a famine!

Again,